The Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Ben For Ruining This Site

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:21 am

Nobody has taken more abuse than me, from more people, for longer.

Non-coincidentally, nobody has provoked more content, from more people, for longer.

Every time I take a hiatus from this place, it dries up like Bea Arthur's cooze.

So, again. Please to be explaining yourself.

knuckles · Post by **knuckles** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:24 am

Yes, but when your most frequent poster is a self-loathing wannabee jew, your site licks balls, thus RUINED!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:28 am

So you want me to leave?

Forever?!?!

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:14 am

No, I would never want anyone to leave. It's the internet, how do you leave? It's just the only content on here is what a pathetic loser you are. It's too bad there isn't something better to read. The only laugh from here recently was seeing know it all Chris cry and "leave" and say he would knock somebodies teeth out.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:55 pm

The number one reason why it's not pinback's fault: It's really Casual Observer's fault.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:19 pm

Casual Observer wrote:The number one reason why it's not pinback's fault: It's really Casual Observer's fault.

I was going to just paste Dr. Know - Egomaniac's lyrics here. Though a song called Dr. Know is more popular. Suffice it to say, when 80's punk rock song describes you to a t, you ain't shit.