Counter-strike is a piece of shit. Discuss.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

[quote="An asshole on SA wrote:"I kinda wish there was a way to know if the server I am joining is ran by a 14 year old asshole, but there isn't. I don't devote my life to playing CS so I don’t have regular servers or anything, I play once and awhile thus making me a "faggit ghey noob".

Anyways, I was playing just now and I got two headshots in a row, which of course automatically makes me a "hakker". The admin "slayed" me right afterwards and then nothing worked except my mouse. Looked at my keyboard config and all of my keyboard commands were deleted, even the defaults.

Thanks Steam, glad you trust the 14 year old server admins that say "faget" every 20 seconds to edit files on my system.[/quote]

So, in the latest version of Counter-strike (is it Counter-Strike or Counter-strike? I've seen both) some stupid CHILD can edit and delete your key settings. Yeah, I know, you can make it read-only and get a default one if you delete yours and play it again... but fucking come on.

Counter-Strike is a joke.

[AArdvark]

I think it's just too much power in the hands of the chillen.



THE
BUT
LOOK WHAT HAPPEND TO
THOSE CORN CHILDREN
AARDVARK

[Vitriola]

THE
BUT
LOOK WHAT HAPPEND TO
THOSE CORN CHILDREN
AARDVARK

See, this is what gets me about you. I once, I am not making this up, searched all your posts just so I could read 3 years of sig backlog. They were witty, they were hilarious, they were SHORT. You add a word now for every year of your life and it's gone straight into the shitter. Try this:

I think it's just too much power in the hands of the chillen.



THE
CORN
AARDVARK

HILarious.

[Bugs]

Here's a little word of advice that might spare you some broken teeth and a shattered jaw in the future: NEVER EVER make a joke with a parent about somebody's sig backlog.

[AArdvark]

You really read through THREE YEARS of my signoffs?

Oh, my god. V, you just made my day.

(insert happy smiley here)


For a real laugh, try reading some of the JC dial up scripts that I KNOW RobB has kept on a dusty hard drive somewhere in a cardboard box in the back closet. Back then users were limited to 45 minutes of log-on time and there would be dozens of new posts every day. My C64 was blazing along at 300 baud so I would have to make the sigs short and sweet in order to read everything.


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THREE YEARS!!!
MY GOD
AARDVARK

[Vitriola]

I would have gone with:

THE
HOBBY
AARDVARK

I read the old JC Best Of on Jeff's board. I'm actually mentioned in one of them. He promises me to let me read the rest that he has saved, but he's afraid that Chris, after the demise of his child, might notice his wife's face missing and beaten to death with her own tits if I read any of the nicer things Robb was saying about her back then.

I think this NEEDS to happen.

[AArdvark]

Or just give jc
JC a call right now...


http://www.vectorbd.com/bfd/bbsinfo/lognlist.bbs

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OLD
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

OK, this is getting to me. Now every time I write a sig I have to think of a one word zinger.



Oh yeah, Counter strike in the hands of a 14 year old sucks.

I bet his name is MARVIN and he's in the Ninth grade and FAILING!


THE
A-HAHAHAHAHA!
AARDVARK

[Worm]

I never had my key binds deleted in CS. Could it be possible that the guy is a liar?

It all being based on the same software this very thing could have happened in HL2 Deathmatch.

[Naked Girl]

Ill give u some advice, get your own server so no one can fuck with u and u can with them. Thats what I did ofter to many kids running around with admin

[Walrustitty]

FWIW, 'Vark, "corn" in the original message context wouldn't make any sense, whereas your original reference was great. Don't think too hard; you've still got it, my friend.

And, back in the days before JC went up, I tried to get copies of JC messages for inclusion in Best Of, and all RobB could come up with was the single .QWK packet from which I pulled all messages that are in there.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

There isn't any reason for my posts to be on your bulletin board.