Rejected Google Quotes of the Day

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

If you use the default Google portal, you've no doubt encountered the "Quote of the Day," which is apparently a living database filled with communists, terrorists, International Anti-American Engineers and the French. Here's today's quote, for instance:

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In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
- Peter Ustinov

Thanks, Pete! Hope bringing down the greatest nation in the history of the universe through snotty comments really pays dividends for you.

Here are some quotes that didn't, for whatever reason, quite make it in.

Through mother, father, mater, pater, uncles, nephews and aunts... through all manner of homestyle bonds, fucking America is PANTS.

- Kristoff Kreggijer

United States? More like United WEIGHTS. Eh? Eh? OVER WEIGHTS

- Igor Stansijkov

America bathes more than Europe, all right... in its own irrevelance

- Some Unwashed Fucking Euro

Damn you, Jordan! Damn you!

- Sinestro of Korugar

OK, this is quickly becoming an Onion bit. Fuck Google.

[Roody_Yogurt]

Haha, I liked the unwashed fucking euro one.

[AArdvark]

Ibiter Titsoff once wrote..

трахните Вас зака! and you weel like eet!

THE
SWEAR ITS
TRUE
AARDVARK

[Worm]

=(

So you're angry because you believe you have many choices in America?