A Handy Guide for Global Destruction

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:25 am

I found this on the way to finding something else. I cannot possibly see the relevance..

Handy Guide

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Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:10 pm

I actually posted this before, though from a different website. Still, good stuff.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:22 pm

I go back to it about twice a year, and it never fails to amuse.

The statistic which gets me the most is that if you could jettison 1 billion tons of matter away from the Earth every second, it would still take you almost 200 million years to get rid of the whole ball of yarn.

Makes ya think, doesn't it?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:28 pm

Mars has as much land as we do, but Mars isn't covered in oceans.

It beggars the - what? Sorry.

(beggars the imagination, though)