New look.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:03 pm

Right. CO? Seriously, now, all internet cockery aside? Just shut the fuck up. I've just spent the past forever looking up child abuse laws because a friend of a friend of mine is getting hit by her parents. Dealing with that shit is about as much fun as going on a rollercoaster ride through a building that's on fire, and just about the top of hte list for "shit I don't fucking need right now" is logging onto, literally, the only forum I regularly post to only to find you not even trying to be funny about slamming me for no particular reason other than because I'm there. I'm not sure what cave you've been living in where you think that saying Lysander is blind LOL!! will make the entire audience burst into paroxisms of hysterical laughter, but that's not fucking here. In case no one's told you yet, absolutely no one likes you, and we can't pretend to. I'm really not trying to play the 'im so sensative about being blind :(' card, because I'm not. What I'm sensative to is people being assholes, and that's you. I don't care what aspect of me a person makes fun of as long as it's actually amusing. You, sir, are not amusing. You are what I like to call anti-amusing. If you and something actually funny were to ever meet the resulting cataclysmic explosion would destroy the universe. In short: burn like a Catholic, you suck, I hate you, I hate this forum because it's lame, I'm leaving forever etc.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:42 pm

What's a paroxism?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:44 pm

A word I can't spell right. :(

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:04 pm

In all fairness, it's pretty fucking obvious that blind joke had nothing to do with you.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:56 pm

best of?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:46 pm

Everything Lysander said is true, and yet still I feel that this episode damages his case.

How can that be?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:56 pm

Worm wrote:In all fairness, it's pretty fucking obvious that blind joke had nothing to do with you.

Ah--I see. Well. Hrm. Now I feel bad. If it was I just started a huge shitstory (as huge as this sort of thign gets for Jolt Country, anyway) over nothing and I'm, like, sorry. I just thought that CO was trying to be alever. You and I both know it's the kind of joke he would make anyway.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:58 pm

Why does somebody telling an un-funny joke make you so psychotic?

Hey, wanna see Lysander flip out?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To KEEP THEY PANTS UP!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:34 pm

Why did X-Men's "Thunderbird" die?

BECAUSE HE SUCKEd!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:30 pm

I will kill you with mind powers.