Review of... Treasure of the Rudra!

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:39 pm

Obscure Japanese RPG's you've never played but ol' internet fans of SNES games will hang over your head as the PINNACLE of video games. A giant obelisk in your pants - its the tip.

Besides a few assholes who believe the game is destined GREAT because they had enough time to finish it, it sucks. Really. Three different main characters as part of three different stories going on in the same world. So the draw is to play the same exact game from... THREE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES!

Once, once I talked to a girl. Once I thought I was in love. Really. Then I was propelled twenty feet off my bike and the majority of skin from my arms and stomach ended up on the concrete. Helmet wasn't touched; lovely waste of $90 bucks.

I really wish I had three different perspectives to view this scene, especially in a poorly written, fantasy context "The magic of the bike propelled his body across the roaring pavement" or "the handle bars fucked him with love" or "The cloak of his garter fell away as it landed against his bare skin" or "he whipped out his SWORD OF LONG LOVING +8 and proceded to SMITE THE GROUND WITH HIS BODY" which in any event, would of been far more entertaining than the real one (especially the whole, carrying a slightly twisted bike home to bitch and complain to family about being hurt).

Its ultimately pointless. Ultimately futile. Because its a horribly written story poorly drawn from three different perspectives! Wait! If all three chapters are finished, a secret FOURTH CHAPTER IS UNLOCKED! OPENED! ACCESSIBLE!

Accessible! Really! For the love of fucken christ, how far into the game does it take to realize its shitty? Is this how "perspective" and "taste" work? Someone may of actually liked it? Shit.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:39 pm

Whats the etiquette for hating a video game? Kinda just roll over and die, right? Hating a video game is hating, by exntension, the demographic that enjoys that video game. And I hate this demographic, which sadly, includes myself.

Oh! A reverse twist!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:13 pm

If you really hate a video game, place it on some top 100 list near the number ten spot.

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I SEEN IT DONE
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ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:29 pm

Draal wrote:Once, once I talked to a girl. Once I thought I was in love. Really. Then I was propelled twenty feet off my bike and the majority of skin from my arms and stomach ended up on the concrete. Helmet wasn't touched; lovely waste of $90 bucks.

I really wish I had three different perspectives to view this scene

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:30 pm

AArdvark wrote:If you really hate a video game, place it on some top 100 list near the number ten spot.

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I SEEN IT DONE
AARDVARK

Is that a shot?

Review of... Treasure of the Rudra!

Review of... Treasure of the Rudra!

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