Hey guys!

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 10:32 pm

So, what y'all been up to lately?

Oh, me? Nah, nothing much.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:03 pm

So, when are you going to get a biplane and go after the red baron?

I used some silicone bondant to fix the cut in the indestructable keyboard.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:38 pm

Worm wrote:I used some silicone bondant to fix the cut in the indestructable keyboard.

Let's keep the discussion about me, can we?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:42 pm

Okay, so are you start a business like Island Hoppers in Magnum PI?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:44 pm

No.

Next question?

The Questioner · Post by **The Questioner** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:49 pm

Does the name "Justice Aviation" indicate you will be a crime fighter of some sort?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:57 pm

Yes.

I'll take a few more?

Captain Curious · Post by **Captain Curious** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:05 am

Ben wrote:I'll take a few more?

Why did you end this sentence with the wrong punctuation?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:11 am

To indicate that my voice went up at the end of it, implying a question such as "who's next?" to the audience.

The Danish Inquisition · Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:17 am

What did you do to earn $500 "Credit on Account"?[/quote]

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:27 am

I gave them my credit card and said "please charge this $500 for no particular reason."

Others? Anyone?

Cat Killing Kate · Post by **Cat Killing Kate** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:31 am

What's with that baby changing station in the background of the second picture? Did you take that shot from inside the stall of a women's restroom or something?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:35 am

Men can change babies too, you know.

More?

The Answerer · Post by **The Answerer** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:36 am

Not at this time.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:38 am

Okay, thanks everyone.

[exits stage to polite, not particularly raucous applause]

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:59 am

Yeah, I got a question. Why does Ben wear the same shirt in every single known photograph of him? It's like he's wearing more a costume than a button-down.

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:39 am

After viewing the last bit of pictured documentation at the bottom, a question arose.

That 'salesperson'. FBO.

Man, Woman, or Machine?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:56 am

1. I like this shirt, bitch. (Also, I only own about three shirts. That's one of them. And one of the others looks almost identical.)

2. "FBO" stands for "Fixed-Base Operator". I don't know what it means. But that's the generic term for "a place that does airplane crap". So rather than enter a specific person's name, they just say "FBO". Bitch.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 7:25 am

What part of California am I looking at when I browse the pix? I am guessing halfway between Long Beach and San Diego.

THE
ILL TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR 100 ALEX
AARDVARK

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:35 pm

So the captions ("Oxnard", "Camarillo") and the large "Santa Barbara Airport" sign weren't clues?