Merry Christmas you guys

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:19 pm

Hope you have enjoyed clicking around this place as much as I have in 2006. Keep warm this Christmas and I hope you can spend it with the people you love.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:04 pm

But seriously, I'd put a knife through whoever flipped off the Sunday night game for the "Parade of Lights." on the local iteration of NBC.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:05 pm

I guess there are two games tomorrow. Thus, no game tonight. Thus, Televised Parading.

Merry Christmas!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:53 pm

Wtf? I'd see Parade of Lights anyday over a football game. What I'd not see is a parade in which the parade attractions are just the designs made by whatever corporation made the most difference in the city that decade. Lights, bring 'em on. Corporate Light Parade for which people have to spend $5 in order to be advertised to - fuck you.

One of the best dates I ever had with Robb was driving tbrough town neighborhood developments to look at everyone's Christmas light displays. Good times.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:25 pm

Of course, the question and thought which comes to everyone when the spirit of the holiday is conversed to them, is quite simple...

"Why are you still able to breathe?"

Being wished Mary Christmas is all fine and well, except its not.

Hopefully all of you die sometime in the near future (because obviously, you haven't yet).

Merry Christmas!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:36 pm

Vitriola wrote:Corporate Light Parade for which people have to spend $5 in order to be advertised to - fuck you.

I guess you've never entered a mall then (Mall: a large complex which exists solely for the benefit of pawning ten cent, Chinese made, designer jeans for $70 because there just SO COOL!!) or a circus for that matter (except a circus is fun, while being jacked ten dollars for a pony ride and "PHOTOS WITH THE FAMILY!!!" because its just SO CUTE).

Vitriola wrote:One of the best dates I ever had with Robb was driving tbrough town neighborhood developments to look at everyone's Christmas light displays. Good times.

Isn't that the "Look at Shiny!" mating ritual; wherein the female is distracted enough to either not notice or duly accept, the action of a male shoving a hand under said females bra?

Once again Merry Christmas!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:04 pm

I just read all that stuff from the depths of my warm and cozy bed. There is something to be said for wireless networking.

Corporate influencing of modern day culture, it's here, it's queer, it's hard to get used to.

I have a thing for Bugle Boy pants. I cannot find them anymore because they have gone out of style. the company has gone bankrupt and I suffer accordingly. BALLS!

Anyone from Rochester remember the Festival of Lights?

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:25 pm

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the "Look at Shiny!" mating ritual; wherein the female is distracted enough to either not notice or duly accept, the action of a male shoving a hand under said females bra?

That works better for the fireworks during Independance Day because there are less layers involved.

But anyway. Regardless of how morbid your other post was, I hope you are among friends and/or family. You take care of yourself this holiday, m'man.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:25 pm

Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to you guys and gals. Hope you have a good time.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:41 pm

Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the "Look at Shiny!" mating ritual; wherein the female is distracted enough to either not notice or duly accept, the action of a male shoving a hand under said females bra?

Yes.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:04 am

That manoeuver will also work after several hours of beach exposure. Apparently the female becomes lethargic after absorbing solar radiation for several hours on a sand-based surface. Thus allowing the exploration of mammary terrain by the male species.

Plus the added bonus of less advertising on the beach compared to a parade of lights.

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Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:34 pm

Happy British Christmas.