The Chess 2K7, Rnd 2: This Shit Ain't Checkers, Jake

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:31 pm

Much like Russ Adams trying to throw a routine ground ball hit directly at him, *I* too will go...

e4

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:35 pm

motherfucking e5

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:42 pm

Fortune smiles upon then, Pinback!

c4

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:44 pm

Nf6

"Every game of chess begins the exact same goddamn way." - Everyone who has ever played the chess.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:46 pm

Nf3

I'm going to put little Magic:The Gathering style quotes at the end of my moves.

"Hey guys, I'm a horse! Mooooooooo!"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:51 pm

Also, there hasn't been a post about Comic Books or AD&D in light years around here. So I propose making the other base be "The Chess and AD&D."

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:53 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:54 pm

I thought we were setting up our bases? What the hell is wrong with you? BASES, motherFUCKER!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:56 pm

Nc3

"Fear is the inloquacious bastard's word for being a pustile-oozing weeping vagina."

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:58 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:07 pm

Haha, you moved the same piece twice (three times!) in your opening! When it comes to a shitty player swapping with a good player, I'll swap straight up plus a pawn with you every time!

Every time! Hahaha! Way to fall... into my trap!

"OOOOOH-HOOO-HOOOO-HAHHAHAAH!" -- The Dead Kids Foundation

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bxc3

"You haven't heard the last from us!"

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:26 pm

Nc6, I suppose.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:25 pm

SOMEONE BETTER CONTACT THE POPE

COS I AM KILLING THE PARRISH

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:29 pm

I don't understand it
'Cause you won't say yes
But you don't say no

You say you know we shouldn't
You keep holding out
But you don't let go
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move

You're giving me the business
With what old come-on
But you don't come across
You get me so excited
Don't you know you're such a tease
When I think you're getting hot
You're not

So what's the problem
What's wrong
This kiss and miss
You know it can't go on

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
'Cause we can't go on
I want you to know
It's your move
Your turn to go

I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things you ain't buying

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hand

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands

It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:18 pm

The last time I made a move before consulting the board properly you took my bishop and the game.

I'll check in after the game. (The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:48 pm

g3

"You're Ramsey Richards - the kid with the heart of a champion!"

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:34 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:(The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)

At least they got that kind down.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:42 pm

pinbacker wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:(The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)
At least they got that kind down.

Yeah, nice to know they won't have to practice that this week. What a debacle. The whole reason you don't go for it on 4th and 1 late is to not get embarrassed by the score. Doesn't work when it's that goddamn a-hole Peyton Manning at the helm because he would run up the score on the Saints if his fucking father was behind center.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:58 pm

You checked back in! For the chess!

You know, I really do like the chess!

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:01 pm

He's got that down-home country charm, though!

Bc5