The best racing game I've ever played is called:

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:17 pm

DiRT. That's, big D, small I, big R, big T.

The best graphics plus the best fun plus it only slows to like 2 FPS every once in a while equals fucking BITCHING.

There are many different modes of play, and all of them are fun. There are rallies, then rallies that are on half dirt and have concrete, then races with jumps, or races with not jumps, and all different kinds of tracks so beautiful that it's almost just as fun to drive around and check out the scenery than try to go fast.

Better than every other racing game I've spent time with.

Also the coolest menus. The menus FLOAT. Floating menus? CHECK.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:29 am

ever play rallisport 2? just wondering how it stacks up.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:50 am

I have not, no.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:55 am

Where can I get this "DiRT"? Is it freeware?

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:11 pm

No, it's a current release, high-profile, full-price game. So: Best Buy!

Or... Target!

Or... Gamestop!

Or... Illegal download!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:00 pm

That's the latest Colin McRae game, no?

My biggest beef with the series is that they totally cock-up multiplayer.

In 2007, there is no excuse to have a 2-player mode where the game can't put you on the same damn track. Colin 3-5 had you both race the same track BY YOURSELF then compare lap times.

Well shit, I can do that myself. Please tell me they've fixed this horrible hole in Colin's crappy rally games.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:19 pm

I cannot tell you that, but every review I've read of DiRT says: "The game is totally awesome, except multiplayer is all screwed up and useless and broken."

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:25 pm

nothing new, then. fuck colin in his stupid scottish ass.

pinbacker · Post by **pinbacker** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:52 am

Jack Straw wrote:Colin McRae

Dead.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:17 pm

Well, he definitely wasn't in a roflcopter.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:52 am

Maybe, to commemorate the death of rally legend Colin McRae, Codemasters CAN FIX THE SORRY EXCUSE FOR MULTIPLAYER THEY'VE BEEN SHOVELING AT US FOR FOUR FUCKING GAMES.
That would be honorable.