Grown Man Cries Like Baby Over Talentless Whore

[Lysander]

HOW DARE WE! After wasting more money than I'll ever see in my life ($0.01) on swimming pools full of cocaine and Taiwanees chip-and-dail dancers while hopelessly corrupting the youth of today's society through fucking aweful synth-pop trash, setting back the progress of human intelligence by generations, we have the audacity to say mean things about it on the internet! Seriously, all sympathy I has for Ms. Mrs. Miss Mr. Ms McSpearsTM (and yes, I was beginning to amass a small amount) went out the window last week after hearing a couple of 10-year-old girls walking down the street singing along to Oops, I Did It Again... in fucking NEW ZEALAND. Sorry, but she could force half a dozen horrificly disfigured mutants, kicking and screaming, from her charred uterus and the pain that would cause would be insignificant compared to the pain I have to endure every time I watch a parent doing absolutely nothing about their kids' shitty musical taste and then staring wide-eyed and confused, tapping his temple asking "Where did I go wrong?" after she aborts a backseat romance at 16. Just like her idol! ^__^

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ROMEUS PRIME,

That Britney video is a VERY interesting story.

Yours truly,

Three weeks ago.

[Vitriola]

That guy had a great haircut.

[Jack Straw]

who cares; where's bin laden?

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Turn the PAGE, man.