Well, DOA:X is out. (So are GIANT HONKING SCREENSHOTS.)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:51 pm

Dead or Alive, X-treme Beach Volleyball is out. And apparently every portion of it except the graphics is mediocre. Ah, well. I do hold onto hope after hope that someday somebody's going to put some real effort into a game with some "adult situations" (even though there really aren't any in this game, but still) and grasp the mantle of "Best Video Game Ever" but it looks like it won't be anytime soon.

(edited as Lex has once again thrown up a screenshot that mankind has yet to devise a monitor big enough to display.)

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:56 pm

One word: Battle Raper.

That's two, but still.

BattleRaper.

Fuck you.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 6:48 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Dead or Alive, X-treme Beach Volleyball is out.

I have nothing to add to this.

Well, yes I do.

"X-treme Beach Volleyball" ?!? The <b>FUCK</b> ?!?

Hey, I have an idea for a game. It'll sell millions:

"X-treme CHICKS JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES"

Maybe we can follow that up with "XXX XXXtreme NAKED CHICKS CURLING"

Yours disgustedly,
Bruce

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 7:09 pm

You would say no to this?

THIS THREAD NEEDS TO GET... MIGHTIAR11!!

PERPARE TO SCROWeL!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 10:26 pm

What did you expect? It's a fucking volleyball game.

Haven't tried it yet but sent the burner on its happy path before I left work..

Worm2 · Post by **Worm2** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 1:30 am

Eh, I really couldn't care.

debaser to drunk to login · Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:18 am

X-TREME BEACH CUNTLICKING. GOLD MINE. A MINE OF GOLD. CONSIDER IT PATENTED. Fuckers.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 2:22 pm

Eh, tried it. Couldn't even get past the shitty music far enough to even get to a game.
This is the first game that was flaky with the burner too - I burned it on a RW and it just made chunking noises in the drive. Worked fine when run off the HDD, so I reburned it on a DVD+r... luckily it was fine.
I wouldn't go so far as to say I wasted $2 for a blank on it but I would be pretty pissed off if I bought it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 2:44 pm

debaser to drunk to login wrote:X-TREME BEACH CUNTLICKING. GOLD MINE. A MINE OF GOLD. CONSIDER IT PATENTED. Fuckers.

Hahaha!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Jan 25, 2003 9:03 pm

Oh yeah, Lex, re: dvd-r
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We are so confident of these discs that we will send 1 FREE NEO4 PREMIUM DVDR to addresses in the UK - please email your address to paul@neotechnologies.co.uk - we promise you will not be dissapointed ! (for a limited time only of course hehe)
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Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 7:43 am

I will trust this address that Jack Straw has posted out of the blue and incloce my name, address, and first loved one.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 11:10 am

Hey, if you don't want a Neo Premium DVD-r for free, you don't have to disclose a goddamn thing.

Well, DOA:X is out. (So are GIANT HONKING SCREENSHOTS.)

Well, DOA:X is out. (So are GIANT HONKING SCREENSHOTS.)

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