ICJ vs The Chess

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:27 pm

Perhaps a trade?

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18 Qxe7

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:06 pm

It's not been a good week for me and trades. =(

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18 Qxe7

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:19 pm

Also, I think it's time to break this out...

Grocer, I'm sorry I only paid marginal attention until Pinback started making fun of me for being so stupid at chess.

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:32 pm

What does two men having a reverse grip circle jerk have to do with chess?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:33 pm

Well, we've entered the end game, there can be only one, and I plan on jerking off several people who have posted in this thread.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:01 am

Ziss izz more of zee middle game, I zink.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:03 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's not been a good week for me and trades. =(

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18 Qxe7

Let's see, in response to grocers move, you made a baseball joke, broke out a giant, inappropriate GIF, and made threats to manually pleasure unspecified members of this thread.

Yep, all ya gotta do now is MAKE A MOVE.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:35 pm

FUCK! When I pasted what I did there, I thought my move was listed. Crap, crap, crap. I want to -- nnnngh!

Thanks. I thought I was all set. EDITING.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:46 pm

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7

My bad. Once again, I thought that move was included in what I pasted last night.

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:16 pm

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:53 pm

Making my move in ONE SEC

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:54 pm

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:51 pm

Sorry about the delay, I've been busy playing the new 2-layer connect-4 game and let me say it rocks.

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:45 pm

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:53 am

Well, that's annoying. I held off castling way too long and now that knight has become a pest.

1. d4 Nc6 2. Nf3 g6 3. b3 b6 4. Bb2 Bh6 5. e4 f6 6. Nbd2 Bg5 7. Bd3 Nh6 8. Nxg5 fxg5 9. d5 Nb4 10. Bxh8 Ba6 11. Bxa6 Nxa6 12. Bg7 Nf7 13. h4 e5 14. h5 Qe7 15. hxg6 hxg6 16. Qf3 O-O-O 17. Qf6 Re8 18. Qxe7 Rxe7 19. Bf6 Re8 20. g4 Nb4 21. Kd1

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:11 pm

It feels like I have not slept in weeks! A computer frustrates me every single day.

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. kd1 c6

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:27 pm

computers suck

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. kd1 c6
22. Nf3

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:47 pm

I do not care for them. I'll recharge ... on the morrow.

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. Kd1 c6
22. Nf3 cxd5

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:47 pm

(Oh yeah, I would literally hang myself with a length of corn silk if I ever had to work in a field that wasn't computers for a single day. Let's not get crazy here, I'm exhausted but not that exhausted.)

Grocer · Post by **Grocer** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:50 pm

1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. Kd1 c6
22. Nf3 cxd5
23. Nxg5