Vodka

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In mo-thaire Russia, we haff ze best.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:10 am

DISAGREE

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:00 am

CHECK CHECK CHECK

Finsternis · Post by **Finsternis** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:53 pm

Blech. I wouldn't drink Russian vodka if you paid me. In fact, I wouldn't ingest anything created in Russia.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:15 pm

I'm trying to find the picture of that one blonde staring at Rasputin's cock so someone else can make the comment that a disembodied penis is still like the #3 or #4 most charming Russian STILL.

(NOTE: not 100% sure if Rasputin is Russian or what.)

(NOTE: 1000% percent that if he isn't and a Russian sees this I DON'T CARE, eat a bag of shit and call it borscht in your garbage culture, maggots)

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:55 am

I count my purchase and subsequent consumption of a $7.69 bottle of "Tvarscki" vodka among my worst life decisions.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:21 pm

Hey!! It is good to see you here, hygraed -- we have missed you!

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:32 am

Thanks! Good to be here again. I hope you eventually found someone less flaky to be the devil in CZ.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:23 pm

In college, my wife and I had two Russian girls stay with us for a month or two as part of an international church exchange program. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be out-drank by a couple of 19-year-old Russian girls?

Russian girls loooooooove vodka.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:26 pm

Flack wrote:Do you know how embarrassing it is to be out-drank by a couple of 19-year-old Russian girls?

I do not.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:30 pm

We took those two girls to a New Year's Eve party. They taught us how to say "Happy New Year!" in Russian, which I believe was "snovem gotem". We, in turn, lied to them and told them we say "goat'em scrotum". A good time was had by all. At least I think it was. I woke up like two days later.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:33 pm

pinback wrote:
Flack wrote:Do you know how embarrassing it is to be out-drank by a couple of 19-year-old Russian girls?
I do not.

What I mean by that is that if I'd ever had the chance to spent a night with a couple of 19-year-old Russian girls, I would have killed myself immediately afterward knowing it would never get any better than that, AND I am an alcoholic of such high esteem that I could take 'em on both by myself.

I know this because I used to hang out with a restaurant owner who was one of those hard-core Russians that fits all the stereotypes, and every night he would tell me these far-fetched tales of how much vodka he and his old Russian buddies could drink, and at the time I was like, NOOOO WAAAAAY and now I am like, that's my usual routine just to gear up for Iron Chef.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:18 pm

I've got a small plastic bottle of Sobieski's in with the rest of the liquor now. It's calling for you, Pinback. It's saying your name. BeeeEEeeEEEEEeeeEennnNNnNnNNnN!!!!! <--- like that.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:32 am

I will drink the fuck out of that Sobieski.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:27 am

Sobieski is Russian for "sober".