The Thread Where I Try To Get Jonsey To Finish Braid

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:05 pm

FINISH THE FUCKING GAME ROBB

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:03 pm

Thanks, Worm.

Yes, Robb, finish the game, so I can offer my opinion that Braid is THE MOST WHOLLY ARTISTIC AND PERFECT GAME IN HISTORY.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:21 pm

Let's not go that far.

I'll try it again this ... next weekend. Draft & pinball showdown this weekend.

Also, I defy anyone to still want to play video games after watching this: http://blip.tv/file/3365445

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:04 am

I sure wont buy them from a game store!

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:55 pm

Fo shizzle.

TRUE FACT: Pinback asked me the following today:

Pinback wrote:Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

I didn't realize it was a riddle, and answered it. ("Because he ... hangs around people who like to 'make it rain'?") Pinback then got mad because everyone has a smart-ass answer instead of just saying "Why?"

Anyway, I thought he had watched that painful video. I thought that's why he asked that riddle. But no, he had not watched it.

The other way I knew he hadn't watched the whole thing is that he didn't make the paper as an attempted suicide case.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:55 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Let's not go that far.

I'll try it again this ... next weekend. Draft & pinball showdown this weekend.

Also, I defy anyone to still want to play video games after watching this: http://blip.tv/file/3365445

Does something like that need a riff track? He just fucking falls back to laughing at things, remember when MST3K did that? I think it's pretty obvious "Wanda" is comic relief, and she's more comical than fucking Spoony.

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:06 pm

http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/02/15/jonat ... ty-of-life

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:03 pm

Life without dry croissants is degrading.

Every so often I read something that gives me a flash of personal insight. I just realized, after reading the interview, that my kind of game is installing and configuring Ubuntu. I was at work, thinking of all the stuff I needed to try when I got home. It's exactly the same state of mind I had back when I was into IF.

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RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:08 pm

Then I can pretend that my kind of game is trying to get OpenBSD to act as a DHCP server and a firewall? Because if that is what I do for entertainment, someone please shoot me now.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:11 pm

Obviously, it's not a game when things go badly. Imagine that it's just an interesting puzzle and you could do without if necessary.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:51 pm

http://www.joltcountry.com/index.php/fe ... -something

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:53 pm

Today is the day where Jonsey just comes on here and posts links to petulant articles he read and wrote.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:28 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_(disambiguation)

sgranade · Post by **sgranade** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:47 pm

Oh yeah? OH YEAH?

I'll raise you a petulant post and a petulant reply in comments!

http://granades.com/2011/02/17/what-the ... than-blow/

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:35 am

ICJ wrote:http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/02/15/jonat ... ty-of-life

The guy made a gimmicky Jill of the Jungle clone and after being patted on the back as an "avant garde" embodiment of a "movement," now believes he not only understands games, but also THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. Could we just call bullshit and go out for tea and braughtwurst?

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:39 am

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time gave gamers the ability to "roll back time" to correct mistakes. I haven't played the guy's game so maybe there's more to it than that, but based on the Youtube trailer it looks like he took an idea from a 3D platformer and put it into a 2D platformer. I'm a little hesitant to award the guy Designer of the Year based on that.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:24 pm

The last two posts in this thread are the two worst I've read here since Draal was a regular. Whatever your problems with Blow, please don't speak about things you obviously have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Jonsey, don't let this place become one of those places. Where people just badmouth stuff because they know nothing about it, or saw five seconds of it and came to all the wrong conclusions. This, please, should not become that.

Jonsey, do something.

DO SOMETHING · Post by **DO SOMETHING** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:36 pm

DO SOMETHING!!!

PLZ DO SOMETHING!! · Post by **PLZ DO SOMETHING!!** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:47 pm

ICE CREAM JONSEY PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:47 pm

pinback wrote:The last two posts in this thread are the two worst I've read here since Draal was a regular. Whatever your problems with Blow, please don't speak about things you obviously have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Jonsey, don't let this place become one of those places. Where people just badmouth stuff because they know nothing about it, or saw five seconds of it and came to all the wrong conclusions. This, please, should not become that.

Jonsey, do something.

Didn't you completely dismiss Always Sunny and Archer because you saw an episode of each and you picked the wrong one, ones that weren't masterpieces?