Yahoo Answers SUCKS.

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I demand an ANSWER:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 755AANBOru

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I don't know, it taught me how babby is formed.

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I demand an ANSWER:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 755AANBOru

You know, Ben, I have answered hundreds, if not thousands of questions on Yahoo! Answers - oh, by the way, I was reinstated, it only took three years for them to change their mind - and I don't have one fucking idea of what you meant by that question.

Ask a shitty question and you don't get a shitty answer, you get no answer at all. You can revise your question and explain better what you want to know, or leave it as garbage and watch as people stay away from the stink.

A less candid response will be posted with your question (to comply with Yahoo! Answers Terms of Service, I'm not stupid enough to get banned a second time!).

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I think it's a valid question. One that has been asked many, many times before.

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I think it's a valid question. One that has been asked many, many times before.

I gave you an answer there. Not necessarily a good answer but a reasonable one, considering how badly asked the question is.

Of course, my problem is I'm taking you - and your question - seriously instead of treating the question - and you - as a total waste of time, which, of course, it is (and you are).

Of course, I'm probably a total waste of time, too, so it serves me right. But you are getting served. Maybe not what you DEserve, but you are getting served an answer.

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New motto for Ben Parrish: To badly ask questions that no one wants to answer. (Apologies to the English language for that split infinitive and to the motto of Star Trek).

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That is ridiculous. And anyway, I found out the answer on my own, which is:

"The attack from the eagles and vultures is a global warming metaphor: an abnormal force of nature like Hurricane Katrina or Giant Jellyfish that attacked people on the beach."