I wish I'd had the balls to do this; this is *funny*

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:09 am

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/

I once thought of something similar, in which we gave people guaranteed admission to heaven with a "double your money back guarantee" .

Now this is funny!

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js · Post by js » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:40 pm

I like it! Is it real? (in the sense that he will really take your $$?)

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:22 pm

js wrote:I like it! Is it real? (in the sense that he will really take your $$?)

If you click on some of the testimonials it indicates they offer it as a gag gift.

They also have http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com do that you can send someone to hell if you want. Why go to heaven where all they want is for you to be happy and there's no TV? Now you can send yourself or someone else to hell where you can do Jello Shots on strippers.

"Reserve A Spot In Hell is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure yourself (or someone else) a spot within the depths of Hell. We understand that some people would rather live a life of crime and trickery and Heaven just doesn't sound too appealing. Maybe the idea of floating around in Heaven, holding hands and singing songs doesn't sound like your thing and you would rather be indulging yourself in hardcore drugs, consuming massive quantities of alcohol and committing all sorts of random acts of violence and crime. Or maybe you have someone that you don't like and you want to make sure they suffer for the rest of their life. Either way, we are here to help. "

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js · Post by js » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:48 pm

So both sites will actually debit your paypal account if you click on the links?

HAHAHHAHHAAHAAAA

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:58 am

You know what this thread needs? Me asking Paul if he'll test my upcoming text adventure CRYPTOZOOKEEPER!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You know what this thread needs? Me asking Paul if he'll test my upcoming text adventure CRYPTOZOOKEEPER!

Well, I don't know if you're willing to accept a trade, but I'll offer a minimum of 10 consecutive hours of playing and I'll take notes and offer feedback, if you'll do the same for my book, which is now completely finished.

http://in-the-matter-of.com/instrument.pdf (about 740 pages, 3 megabytes)

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:59 am

If I wasn't crunching to get this done by the end of April, I would, my friend - at the mo, it's going to be tough for me to have enough time squeeze in the final touches of this project.

But I'll make more games in the future without a hard deadline coming up in which case we can revisit the trade!!!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:54 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If I wasn't crunching to get this done by the end of April, I would, my friend - at the mo, it's going to be tough for me to have enough time squeeze in the final touches of this project.

But I'll make more games in the future without a hard deadline coming up in which case we can revisit the trade!!!

Okay, but if you could agree to do it within 60 days, i.e. by the end of June I'd do it now if you wanted. Otherwise, let me know. I'm trying to find people who will read my book and tell me what they think, any errors, any slow spots, etc.

I wish I'd had the balls to do this; this is funny

I wish I'd had the balls to do this; this is funny