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Well, shit.

Post by Osama Bin Laden »

What can I say? It's been a good ten years, baby.

Allah sends his best. Suck it, bitches.

I'm out. Peace.

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Osama Bin Laden wrote:What can I say? It's been a good ten years, baby.

Allah sends his best. Suck it, bitches.

I'm out. Peace.
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Is anybody the slightest bit suspicious that a bunch of Navy SEALs snuck into a highly guarded compound, killed everybody without receiving as much as a scratch, and quickly dumped the body into the ocean as a sign of respect?
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Flack wrote:Is anybody the slightest bit suspicious that a bunch of Navy SEALs snuck into a highly guarded compound, killed everybody without receiving as much as a scratch, and quickly dumped the body into the ocean as a sign of respect?
No way, dude! U. S. A.!!! U. S. A.!!!! U. S. A.!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clear Fraud. The Real Osama would have said "Allah Akbar" or "Death to America." Or both.
No way! That was the real dead Osama. He's been lurking on this board for the last few years now.



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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

I don't believe that a bunch of SEALs are gonna cover up stuff for a Democratic president, nah. Unless that strike force was made up of two blacks, two Jews, a poor person and a girl.
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I read that they shot the girl (bin Laden's wife) during the raid, but officials are now recanting that story.

No news on the blacks or the Jews, although I'm pretty sure he was surrounded by about 200 million poor people.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

Everyone hates Obama for whatever idiotic reason, so I am unwilling to call the death of bin Laden fake. It makes Obama's numerous moronic enemies hard just at the thought of exposing the whole ordeal as fake.
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