This is really cute! (KC Pub Library Parking Garage)

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:54 am

The parking garage across the street from the Kansas City, MO public library at 14 W. 10th Street, has been painted to look like a series of books on a shelf! You can see it in Google Earth at the following URL:

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=14+West+1 ... Cpf2CGNgyg

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:58 pm

WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY.

SO ARE LIBRARIES AND THEY JUST ENCOURAGE THE POOR TO READ WHICH WILL JUST GIVE THEM IDEAS.

BURN THEM ALL.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:34 pm

This thread is burnin' up!!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:10 pm

bruce wrote:WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY.

SO ARE LIBRARIES AND THEY JUST ENCOURAGE THE POOR TO READ WHICH WILL JUST GIVE THEM IDEAS.

BURN THEM ALL.

Bruce

What a troll. Technically you deserve nothing but silence but I think I'll toss a couple of good insults I used elsewhere to keep in practice.

"You are an irresponsible and mean-spirited wretch. You are a disgusting piece of filth that contaminates humanity and degrades all that you infest. For you to say such a thing shows that your value to the universe is less than zero. You are nothing. You are less than nothing. The liquefied shit pouring out of my ass during an incidence of diarrhea has more value than you can ever hope to attain."

You are nothing more than a chancre on the phallus of humanity, awaiting extinction from the next dose of penicillin.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:36 pm

bruce wrote:[Nothing of any importance]

I found an even better hilarious insult, that someone else wrote:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood? May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. I simply do not have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

And the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I snipped away all of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempts at constructing usefull posts are pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of half and quarter truths among a load of babbling is hardly effective... If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your crap in the first place. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.