My random account.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:43 pm

I am steamrolling Silver, and this is bullshit that I'm not at least in Gold, on my fucking RANDOM account, BITCHES:

RANDOM. Like, I don't GIVE a fuck what race I gotta play, you are fucking DEAD.

Look at the win numbers. HELPFUL HINT: Lower wins, higher rank? Means you don't fucking BELONG IN SILVER with these losers.

FUCK YEAH.

(I'm Talby, by the way. Probably should have mentioned that first.)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:45 pm

Also, "Reagan Nu" is the worst division name in SC2 history, so I am looking forward to either getting promoted or a new season beginning.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:41 pm

The move to random will only help you in the long term!

Glad to see your doing well on the ladder though: my own skills have atrophied sadly, but seeing you succeed makes up for it!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:42 pm

Well, since my original post, it's been a bit of a roller-coaster ride. Including an 11-game losing streak, which I still can't believe happened, and which knocked me down to like 15th in the division.

So, I'm bad at the game, but I promised to play three a day, and with a few exceptions I've stuck to that.

Been trying to come back from that streak -- it generally relies on how many times I get zerg, because I'm much better with them than either of the other races. Last night got up to #3 in the division.

Well, thankfully, everyone else above me has been promoted at this point, because:

(I'm GrapeSoda now, btw. That's my new name. That's who I am.)

Season 5 is coming to a close in four days. Will I still be at the top? Who knows? Who cares?

Just get me out of "Reagan Nu". God, what a horrible division name.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:53 pm

pinback wrote:(I'm GrapeSoda now, btw. That's my new name. That's who I am.)

"This is how you remind me of what I really am."
- Nickelback, How you remind me
("And they say that a hero will save us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait.")

Though I think the question is more important. "These five words in my head, scream 'Are we having fun yet?' Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no."

So that's the question, since this is how you've reminded us of what you really are, Pinhead, Are you having fun yet?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:47 pm

Why do you have to be so mean to me?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:57 am

pinback wrote:Why do you have to be so mean to me?

You really wanna know?

pinback wrote:FUCK!!!

SORRY TDARCOS, I meant to edit MY post, and ended up editing YOURS and totally trashing it. I really apologize! You're trying to HELP me here, and I totally screwed it up!

This is horrible.

I am VERY SORRY about this.

You bet your ass it's horrible, I was about ready to get medieval on your ass for editing what I wrote.

TDARCOS: What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' n!33rs, who'll go to work on Pinhead here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. (to Pinhead) Hear me talkin' Chrome Dome?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on your ass.

FLACK: I meant what now, between me and you?

TDARCOS: Oh, that what now? Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more.

FLACK: So we're cool?

TDARCOS: Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I ask – two things I ask: Don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Post Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:30 pm

pinback wrote:Why do you have to be so mean to me?

Damn, I forgot to throw a song reference in.

"Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"
- Culture Club

or there might have been another one, can't remember.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:30 pm

Season Six just started, and my random account, previously top-8 Silver, was placed into:

SILVER!

This is the end of the Random account experiment. It's too hard, and I can't get any better.

For Season Six, I will be going PROTOSS.

GOT IT?

PROTOSS.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:15 pm

pinback wrote:For Season Six, I will be going PROTOSS.
GOT IT?
PROTOSS.

Just one question, is Protoss related to the Zerg? Or are they both enemies of the Terrans? Oh shit, that's two questions but you know what I mean.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:31 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:For Season Six, I will be going PROTOSS.
GOT IT?
PROTOSS.
Just one question, is Protoss related to the Zerg? Or are they both enemies of the Terrans? Oh shit, that's two questions but you know what I mean.

Protoss and Zerg were both created by the mystical Xel'Naga race.

And in the SC2 universe, as well as our own, everyone just naturally hates each other.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:32 pm

Also, SEASON SIX UPDATE:

Jesus, I suck at Protoss.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:20 pm

MYSTICAL? What? I thought this was a game of science. Explain.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:59 am

Why the switch to Protoss? Didn't you play Terran?

And... Why was random too hard? Specifically, what held you back? (being forced to learn three different races, isn't an excuse).

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:55 am

I switched to Protoss because:

1. Random was too hard, because you learn races better when you're able to play them consistently, not every third game.

2. I appreciate people who can play Terran properly, but it's the hardest for me, because of all the buildings and add-on switching and all that noise.

3. I like WARPIN' IN.

4. Maximus Black plays Protoss and I watch him for hours and hours every day, so I'm able to learn stuff without having to actually put in any effort.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:55 pm

where are the posts in this base

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:44 am

I haven't played SC2 in three weeks.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:59 pm

The magic is gone!

THE
DEAD MOUSE AT
DISNEYWORLD
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:03 pm

Hahahah

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:23 pm

I would say the magic is taking a well-deserved break.