Fred Willard is God.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:34 pm

Arrested in an XXX theatre for "lewd conduct".

COUPLE THINGS:

1. Are there still "XXX theatres"?

2. What is the point of an "XXX theatre" if not to go in there and do some goddamn lewd conduct? If I may quote the great, fictional Jack Horner, "It is my idea to make a film, that the story sucks them in, and when they spurt out that joy-juice, they just gotta sit in it."

3. Dude is SEVENTY-TWO, and still pullin' it to pornos. The word HERO gets tossed around so much these days...

4. 'According to TMZ, Willard is also "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled "The Yank."' - Fox News. LOLOLolololol.

This week, one old man jerked off in a movie theater, and another man shot 71 people in a movie theater. BOTH WERE APPREHENDED BY THE LAW. Sleep well, America.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:19 am

YouPorn has officially offered Fred Willard a free computer and will send an installer out to his house to hook it up.

http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/YouPorn- ... 44896.html

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:03 pm

He's in good company

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/p/Pe ... herman.htm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:45 pm

I will be introducing the character of Mark Evanier to this blog. Basically all you need to know is that he is a creative genius who has worked in television, cartoons and comics for a very long time, but not for so long that he's all wrinkled.

http://www.newsfromme.com/2012/07/20/th ... rd-matter/

A couple of things bother me about this case...and in the interest of Full Disclosure, let me state that I have met Fred Willard a few times. I wouldn't call him a friend but he has always been charming and gracious to me. We also have a lot of mutual acquaintances and they are unanimous in their love of the guy and admiration for his talent.

Please listen to Mark, people.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:22 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Please listen to Mark, people.

Creative Genius wrote:I'm currently involved in two police matters

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:53 pm

I agree with what he's saying. It shouldn't cost more money to plead innocent than guilty.