This Is The Super Hexagon Thread

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:35 pm

LEVEL: HEXAGON
TIME: 34:44

FUCK YOU

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:36 pm

50:29 SECONDS

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:49 pm

51:38 EAT MY ASS DICK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:51 pm

53:57 FUCK MY FUCK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:13 pm

54:01 RAPE YO FUCK DADDY FUCK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:28 pm

64:47 HARD MODE COMPLETED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING DICKFUCKERS FUCK YOUR SISTERS EYE SOCKET DICK FUCK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:30 pm

Moving on to "HEXAGONER" (Harder mode).

29:01

FUCK SHIT

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:49 pm

pinback wrote:LEVEL: HEXAGON
TIME: 34:44

FUCK YOU

Would you mind informing the rest of us clueless people what game this is from, and whether this is a good time, I mean, for solving all of Portal, 34:44 would be excellent. For finishing a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, not so much.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:52 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:LEVEL: HEXAGON
TIME: 34:44

FUCK YOU
Would you mind informing the rest of us clueless people what game this is from, and whether this is a good time, I mean, for solving all of Portal, 34:44 would be excellent. For finishing a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, not so much.

Those are SECONDS, you MOUND. THIRTY FOUR SECONDS.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:53 pm

Also, the NAME OF THE GAME is in the TITLE OF THE THREAD.

Are your BEEFY PORK FINGERS SO GODDAMN GREASY AND WIDE that you CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:57 pm

69:54 EAT A SHIT FUCK COCK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:58 pm

pinback wrote:69:54 EAT A SHIT FUCK COCK

69:54 is the 5038th best time worldwide.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:58 pm

pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:LEVEL: HEXAGON
TIME: 34:44

FUCK YOU
Would you mind informing the rest of us clueless people what game this is from, and whether this is a good time, I mean, for solving all of Portal, 34:44 would be excellent. For finishing a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, not so much.
Those are SECONDS, you MOUND. THIRTY FOUR SECONDS.

And would you care to explain exactly HOW THE FUCK I'm supposed to know a time quoted with a colon represents seconds and fraction? EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DISPLAY OF TIME, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, shows a time with a colon to mean minutes and seconds.

If you had written 34.44 then it would be reasonable to expect it to mean seconds. EVERYONE ELSE, EVERYWHERE USES AA:BB to mean AA minutes, BB seconds. NOBODY, ANYWHERE, uses AA:BB to mean AA seconds, BB hundredths of a second, that's what AA.BB is for.

Again, you've just increased the proof that you're a worse asshole than I am.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:05 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote: Would you mind informing the rest of us clueless people what game this is from, and whether this is a good time, I mean, for solving all of Portal, 34:44 would be excellent. For finishing a game of Tic-Tac-Toe, not so much.
Those are SECONDS, you MOUND. THIRTY FOUR SECONDS.
And would you care to explain exactly HOW THE FUCK I'm supposed to know a time quoted with a colon represents seconds and fraction?

Well, I guess you make a good point. Except the TITLE OF THE THREAD IS "THE SUPER HEXAGON THREAD", which would make a normal-functioning non-blob of a wreck of a so-called "adult" think, "Huh, I'm not sure what Super Hexagon is, so before I start mouthing off in this fucking thread, maybe I should do FIFTEEN SECONDS OF RESEARCH and figure out what it is!"

But you didn't do that. And you will never do that. Because you are a mound who ruins everything he touches.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:06 pm

pinback wrote:Also, the NAME OF THE GAME is in the TITLE OF THE THREAD.

Are your BEEFY PORK FINGERS SO GODDAMN GREASY AND WIDE that you CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE?

You are a certified asshole, you fucking piece of garbage. I gave a simple, polite question, to which your only response is to throw ad-hominem insults at me. You don't deserve the level of respect I give to a wet wipe when I use it to wipe the shit off my ass.

I don't need to be treated this way and it's clear that you've gone over the edge from being a miserable bastard to a worthless asshole. I can't see how your wife can stand you; she must either be a saint from heaven that you don't deserve, or someone so clueless that she doesn't realize how horrible you are. I'm thinking the latter.

And if you think I'm being mean, as bad as you feel, then realize, that's how badly you just treated me, and you did it for no reason. Just to be an insulting bastard.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:14 pm

Seriously, though, what's your best time?

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:13 pm

Careful Pinback, keep it up and TDarcos will quit the forum forever ... again.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:35 pm

And would you care to explain exactly HOW THE FUCK I'm supposed to know a time quoted with a colon represents seconds and fraction? EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DISPLAY OF TIME, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, shows a time with a colon to mean minutes and seconds.

Commander Tdarcos is correct here.

Commander, due to being right about this, I give you the December 22nd Jolt Country ... Post Of the Day!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:37 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:Also, the NAME OF THE GAME is in the TITLE OF THE THREAD.

Are your BEEFY PORK FINGERS SO GODDAMN GREASY AND WIDE that you CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE?
You are a certified asshole, you fucking piece of garbage. I gave a simple, polite question, to which your only response is to throw ad-hominem insults at me. You don't deserve the level of respect I give to a wet wipe when I use it to wipe the shit off my ass.

I don't need to be treated this way and it's clear that you've gone over the edge from being a miserable bastard to a worthless asshole. I can't see how your wife can stand you; she must either be a saint from heaven that you don't deserve, or someone so clueless that she doesn't realize how horrible you are. I'm thinking the latter.

And if you think I'm being mean, as bad as you feel, then realize, that's how badly you just treated me, and you did it for no reason. Just to be an insulting bastard.

Again, Commander Tdarcos is 100% correct. I have upgraded him to... Jolt Country Poster of the WEEK.

My other 2013 improvement is that I am going to spend the year being as good a friend to Commander Tdarcos as I possibly can. Don't get me wrong, I still don't want to see an 11-line post from him, but I shall otherwise support him when he is correct, in the right and in the know.

Tdarcos, you are on a roll!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:24 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Don't get me wrong, I still don't want to see an 11-line post from him

I'm sorry, as you noted, I was on a roll. Certified Asshole Pinback (that's his new title) got me so upset I forgot the line limit.

I'd also like to note that when composing messages, sometimes what is shows as 10 lines in preview is rendered at display time as more than 10.

Sincerely, Commander Tdarcos.

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