Open Letter to GruntUltra

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:54 pm

Dear GruntUltra,

You may not know me or any of the rest of these idiots, but we need you. You are the most recent registrant to this site, and have the greatest handle I've ever seen in 30 years of BBS experience.

So to you, GruntUltra, I grant carte blanche. Come. Enjoy. Participate.

You are welcome here.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:11 pm

But what if he's a bot come here to spam us with Russian purses?

THE
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK OFF
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:52 pm

CARTE BLANCHE!!!!!!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:08 am

pinback wrote:CARTE BLANCHE!!!!!!

I think American Express would be better. More points for travel and the points don't expire. I had a Carte Blanche card back in the 1980s; almost nobody took them. Even harder to find a place that takes them now.

Oh wait a minute, it was a Diner's Club card. Never mind.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:28 am

Kids' table.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:45 pm

GruntUltra, save this thread!?