I need

[AArdvark]

My nephews are the equivalent of the Chrysler proving grounds when it comes to stuff like console controllers.


THE
WONT TURN LEFT EITHER NOW
AARDVARK

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Vark, I am so sorry. I went to Vegas and just got back. I am literally going to the post office to mail it to you.

[Flack]

My nephews are the equivalent of the Chrysler proving grounds when it comes to stuff like console controllers.


THE
WONT TURN LEFT EITHER NOW
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

That was good. It took me a minute but I laughed out loud.

RobB, no hurry. I'm honing my Splinter Cell skills on the PS3.




THE
SNEAKY BASTARD
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

Deep thanks to RobB for sending me a controller in spite of his house moving situation! I appreciate all the newspaper supplement ads for legal weed as well.


Gonna go rock that console now!

THE
CRANK UP THE TITLES
AARDVARK

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hahah, so...

I had trouble finding a decent box for it. It was too small for "small," too large for "medium" So I went with medium.

As I go to assemble the box at the post office, I see that there was a bunch of flyers on the desk they give people. So I took all of the flyers, awkwardly wrapped them around the PS2 controller unseen, and shoved it all in the box.

I didn't even know what they were of! I am glad that you got a taste of Colorado. Also, if you press the X button on that gamepad, you trip balls.

[AArdvark]

There's a column in that flyer called 'Ask A Mexican'. I think that could make a great thread here. People in the paper are asking a Mexican stupid things and he has stupid answers. If people here were to Ask A Mexican things they would be much funnier.


THE
MUCHOS GRACIAS
AARDVARKO DEL BWAYNO