Guys! I took an Asperger's test!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:22 pm

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Exam Finished

Thank you for taking the Asperger's Quiz. Based on your answers, there is a 0.0% chance that you have Asperger's Syndrome.

Huh.

Welp.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:47 am

I found the same test you did. It had 21 questions. I don't think I have Asperger's but it really bothered me that the quiz had 21 questions instead of an even 20 so I'm pretty sure I have OCD instead.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:16 am

I wonder if we know anyone else who would like to take the test, proving once and for all--- well, never mind, I can't think of anyone, so forget it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:17 am

So what we're learning is here is that this website is giving me the thought that sites are refusing service when it comes to scripts with me, and it's letting you diagnose conditions it was never meant to. The fucking thing's Skynet! I want to fuck its creator's mom.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:17 am

Last night I laid in bed wondering what's wrong with their php and why the test doesn't delivers results. So now I think I do have Asperger's.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:22 am

The results have never come to me!

Garth's Equipment Shop · Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:49 pm

...where they may be able to show a theoretical understanding of other people's emotions; however, they typically have difficulty acting on this knowledge in fluid, real-life situations.[9] People with AS may analyze and distill their observations of social interaction into rigid behavioral guidelines, and apply these rules in awkward ways, such as forced eye contact, resulting in a demeanor that appears rigid or socially naive.

Omg who does that sound like to you? :D

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:36 pm

Is... is he talking about me?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:46 pm

pinback wrote:Is... is he talking about me?

Of course. You've had a long history of having few friends and not getting much success in meeting people.

When you called a public meeting of the Bull and Finch Club BBS at the food court in the Pentagon City Shopping Center in Arlington, VA, the only other people who showed up were your father and me.

When you bought a new computer and your old one was not being used, I was the only person willing to buy it from you. And you should note that I was very aggressive on terms, getting to buy it on a 4-month payment plan at 0% interest.

And I met a woman willing to let me take her to a motel room to have sex a long time before you first got laid.

And as long as you've been here you've been trying to drive everyone away, including raping one of my posts in which I was on your side and agreed with yoU!

Yeah, your problems with interacting with other people are well known.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:49 pm

Sorry, my AssBurger's Syndrome is sneaking up on me.

Tdarcos wrote:When you called a public meeting of the Bull and Finch Club BBS at the food court

I can't edit my prior post or I'd have corrected it to read "Bull and Finch Pub BBS."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:52 pm

All right, in this thread we all announce the age we first got laid! Let's go!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:59 pm

Fifth grade, I don't know how old I was.

THE
THAT MEANS I WIN
AARDVARK

The Happiness Engine · Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:36 pm

Twenty.

HIGH SCORE!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:49 pm

24.

I-- maybe I'm--

I think TDR is right, I got the Sperge.

Garth's Equipment Shop · Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:56 pm

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:Is... is he talking about me?
Of course. You've had a long history of ... snip

Most of what you wrote as proof that I was referring to pinback does not hold up in court since I had no knowledge of such things. The only part I had any foreknowledge of was his alleged agenda to run people off. I don't doubt he derives pleasure from his chosen role but I seriously doubt he truly wishes for his long time home on the interwebs to become even more desolate than it already is. And as the title of one of his threads says, he does bring the content more often than not.

Yes having Pinback enter your thread can sometimes be a little like having a bag of angry hornets pulled over your head but that doesn't mean he doesn't understand human emotions or social interactions. In fact, I think he can be all the more venomous because he actually does genuinely understand such things.

Actually, if he suffered from the symptoms in that definition I quoted his venom would be completely ineffective and simply make him seem foolish. Rather than entering your thread like a bag of angry hornets he would enter it like the guy who suddenly starts doing the robot on the dance floor when everyone else is dancing normally and the music isn't for break-dancing, or like that guy who started the rat-pack in Hang-Over.

Tdarcos wrote:Sorry, my AssBurger's Syndrome is sneaking up on me.

Now your getting it!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:All right, in this thread we all announce the age we first got laid! Let's go!

I don't remember my exact age but I do remember the first time like it was yesterday. It was really strange at first but it wasn't her first time, she knew what she was doing and she knew I had no clue she was about to give me the full crash course. No getting to know each other, no games, no teasing, very little foreplay. She basically took control like some kind of crazy cowgirl riding a mechanical bull. Well I probably wasn't quite as exciting as a mechanical bull for my first time but what I remember of it she at least put on a good show like she was riding one.

We weren't dating. Not before or after. She was just some girl who lived near me but went to a different school. I don't even remember how we met. Maybe a friend of my sister who knows. I know it was before I was old enough to drive. And I got my first real girl friend when I turned 16 and started driving. So I guess I must have been between 13 and 15. A few years ago we found each other on facebook through friends of friends but haven't talked much as we hardly knew each other 25-30 years ago much less now. I do wish we could hook back up just once so I could return the favor now that I have so many years of experience under my belt lol.