Send Me To Belize!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:45 am

Here now, the first batch of Send Me To Belize! hot sauce!

These two pictures are of the same bottle, taken at the same time. One I used a flash on. The actual color is about halfway in between the two pictures.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:38 am

This is hot sauce you made?

- Breaking Bad reference
- Poor photography
- No label
- Likely something you will do once and abandon
- You have made hot sauce before

... This is your goddamn hot sauce, isn't it?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:17 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:This is hot sauce you made?

- Breaking Bad reference
- Poor photography
- No label
- Likely something you will do once and abandon
- You have made hot sauce before

... This is your goddamn hot sauce, isn't it?

Yes!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:13 am

REVIEW:

Much milder than expected, both in heat and in mouth-feel. Rather watery. I think I'd do well to eliminate about half the water, and add more vinegar and salt. And maybe not do such a perfect job de-seeding and de-veining the chiles. Goddamn sauce is milder than Tabasco!

Flavor and color are good, though. I feel like we're close.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:22 pm

When you have it "down" will there be ways for us to get some?

Maybe you could include some with my keyboard?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:43 pm

I figured you'd want it sooner than that.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:46 pm

I want the sauce and the keyboard. Look man. This is for Elite. I already have the flightstick. All of this was your idea!

You really are the fucken Walter White in my life. You have these big plans and I'm the one that suffers. You can't keep getting away with this.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:56 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I want the sauce and the keyboard. Look man. This is for Elite. I already have the flightstick. All of this was your idea!

You really are the fucken Walter White in my life. You have these big plans and I'm the one that suffers. You can't keep getting away with this.

Yeah but that makes you Skyler and everyone hated her.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:57 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I want the sauce and the keyboard. Look man. This is for Elite. I already have the flightstick. All of this was your idea!

Also, you realize I bought the gameboard for Elite, and am now re-selling it to you, because I didn't like it for Elite? So you want a product which I've already vetted and found wanting for the exact purpose you're saying you want it for?

I am going to send you your money back. This is ridiculous.

"This thing sucks for Elite." "Cool, can I buy it from you, for Elite?!?!?!"

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:18 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I want the sauce and the keyboard. Look man. This is for Elite. I already have the flightstick. All of this was your idea!

You really are the fucken Walter White in my life. You have these big plans and I'm the one that suffers. You can't keep getting away with this.
Yeah but that makes you Skyler and everyone hated her.

Personally if you're Walter White, I see Jonsey as Jesse, not Schuyler. Which makes me that DEA supervisor who can't walk. After all, you are tape recording my calls. And I guess that makes Skype into Mike Ermantrout, very professional but a son-of-a-bitch to deal with.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:27 pm

Tdarcos wrote:that DEA supervisor who can't walk

Who's that now???

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:14 am

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I want the sauce and the keyboard. Look man. This is for Elite. I already have the flightstick. All of this was your idea!
Also, you realize I

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Any time someone starts a sentence with, "You realize," they come off like a set of crayola. Let's see if that's the case.

Also, you realize I bought the gameboard for Elite, and am now re-selling it to you, because I didn't like it for Elite?

YES, I realize that, you bastard. Look, I am the Prince of Keyboards. I've tried them all. PS/2. Clicky. Model M. Das Keyboard. Saitek. The PCjr's.

There was a gap in my knowledge. I need a keypad, like the one I bought from you. Send it!

I must be complete.