There is an upcoming worldwide wine shortage

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:10 am

Apparently more drinking due to more affordable wines has caused a worldwide shortage of wine. This may mean that we see higher prices or some people might not be able to get wine in the near future.

Bottle of wine, true to the vine
Now you gonna make me get sober?
Leave me alone, let me go home
Let me start drinking all over.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:56 pm

Why not start drinking?

eshall · Post by **eshall** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:33 am

The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that no one learns the lessons that history teaches us."

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:08 pm

Don't worry, there will be enough woozy grape juice to go around. Not like we have to hoard our bottles of reisling or anything. Plus I would pay an extra couple bucks to my local vintners to keep them afloat so they can keep me afloat.

THE
AND THERE'S ALWAYS
TASTY RUM DRINKS
AARDVARK

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:13 pm

I can't wait until my mad skillz are in high demand. Then I can quit this stupid IT career and make my living being what I've always wanted to be, a drunken moonshining hillbilly.