Who is Billy Mays really?

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:30 am

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:02 am

I voted darkos only because he writes like him and is one of the two people that ever go to pinners website. It could also be pinners libertarian friend.

Bob Ross' Joy of Painting · Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:39 am

Even though I am a new member here, I am still very interested to see how all of this pans out.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:59 am

Casual Observer wrote:I voted darkos only because he writes like him and is one of the two people that ever go to pinners website. It could also be pinners libertarian friend.

It can be neither of those, because neither of those people would be able to post as anyone but themselves if you put an Uzi to their foreheads.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:53 pm

I agree, his posts are way too short and on topic to be Commander.

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CO · Post by CO » Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:03 pm

But just as obtuse so that confused me.

The Happiness Engine · Fri Sep 16, 2016 3:12 pm

It's obviously pinback. That's like his whole shtick.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:27 pm

Come to think of it, he does sound more like me than anyone else here.

Okay, I'd like to change my vote. I think it's me.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:57 pm

Can Robb do a The Thing test on Mr. Mays and see if he's a real human?

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Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:12 pm

Before I cast my vote, does "Another modern regular" mean a completely new profile from a completely new member on the forum, or does it mean a newer member who set up another profile?

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:47 am

AArdvark wrote:Can Robb do a The Thing test on Mr. Mays and see if he's a real human?

Although I am pretty sure that is not legitimate science, I would allow Robb to run an electric current through a sample of my blood as long as we are able to come to some sort of agreement regarding travel arrangements.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:12 pm

Casual Observer wrote:I voted darkos only because he writes like him and is one of the two people that ever go to pinners website. It could also be pinners libertarian friend.

I resemble that remark! I happen to be Libertarian too! I voted for Harry Browne both times he ran for President on the Libertarian ticket and I have voted that way in every election since. (Except that when I'm an election judge I represent the Republican party for administrative purposes, although I still vote Libertarian.)

I got to use one of Browne's quotes in my book. "What is a sick, twisted and depraved sexual practice? Something a guy does to a woman that you are attracted to. It is a normal, reasonable, and ordinary practice if you get to do it to her, however."

I wish to state for the record that I have never used the alias "Billy Mays," on this BBS or anywhere, and that I am not that user.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:19 am

Can we get you to write that on a piece of paper and notarize it?