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AArdvark wrote:OK.. two banjos standing back to back, holding pistols.

dueling banjos. I tried drawing it but it came out like crap. So use your imaginations
So I guess the crazy doodle of one banjo getting raped by a bass fiddle is also off the table?

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one banjo getting raped by a bass fiddle
I googled that. What a surprise I got!


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AArdvark wrote:
one banjo getting raped by a bass fiddle
I googled that. What a surprise I got!


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OK, I didn't really Google it, that was comic relief. Please don't tell us what you discovered.




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AArdvark wrote:OK, I didn't really Google it, that was comic relief. Please don't tell us what you discovered.
That's the point, if you had read what I wrote, is that I didn't find anything.
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if you had read what I wrote
Of course I read it, I just chose to respond in a non-predictable way that was marginally funny. Sorry if that messed with your logic circuits.


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AArdvark wrote:
if you had read what I wrote
Of course I read it, I just chose to respond in a non-predictable way that was marginally funny. Sorry if that messed with your logic circuits.

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Well, I promise to remove any statuary of you I find in the park.



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AArdvark wrote:Well, I promise to remove any statuary of you I find in the park.



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It would take something like this to remove any dr tacos statue:

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Shouldn't "Asshole A-Roni" be "The San Francisco Gay Treat" ?
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One need not be gay to enjoy the product but I suppose it would help.


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Tdarcos wrote: Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:21 pm Shouldn't "Asshole A-Roni" be "The San Francisco Gay Treat" ?
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"Buddy" is the need version of a big tough dude I knew highschool that would go to random people's spots at the cafeteria eating pizza and announce "Yo <insert name> can I get that crusssst?" while swiping said Crist and stuff it into his mouth.
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