Under what circumstances would we ever get a new poster here?

[AArdvark]

And pinback's first reaction is to call her out for wrong base posting.

[RetroRomper]

I'd be likely to come back if another member (that I shall not name) left or at least apologized. The flip side is that they have been a far better and more frequent contributor than I'll ever be, so it may be the death knell of this place if they decide to leave.

[Billy Mays]

If you don't name the person then you risk multiple people permanently leaving, each one thinking that they are the offender in question, which would just amplify your death knell scenario. You really need to think these things through more clearly.

[pinback]

I know who it is, and for once, it isn't me! Oh, happy, happy day!

Ya finally ran one off, (unnamed poster who we all know who it is)! How's it feel?

[Billy Mays]

I'm pretty sure this doesn't count as running someone off since he just posted here yesterday?

[Billy Mays]

^or she, sorry if I misgendered RR.