Canada sucks.

Hate's Canada · Post by **Hate's Canada** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:42 pm

First they won't air these biting ads which address a real problem!
You can't even make fake snuff porn there. What a fucking bone. My friends are going down their for the free weed. Just solid evidience that legalization of weed makes a place BLOW more than it already did!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:08 pm

Going down to Canada? Where the fuck do you live, the North Pole?
Santa smokes weed. You should too.

Bob Green · Post by **Bob Green** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:13 pm

I demand an apology!

Larry King · Post by **Larry King** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:13 pm

I will not give it to you.

Hate's Pedantry · Post by **Hate's Pedantry** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:11 pm

Jack Straw wrote:Going down to Canada? Where the fuck do you live, the North Pole?

Jesus sweet fucking christ. I suppose you would of given me shit for being a mole person had I said up? If you had anything good to say about Canada you wouldn't of had to resort to nitpicking! Case and point!

The Corrector · Post by **The Corrector** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:14 pm

Hate's Canada/Pedantry

The apostrophe is incorrect there, unless you are in fact intending to say that Hate is Canada (and pedantry).

Hate's Pedantry wrote:Case and point!

Case in point.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:29 pm

The Corrector wrote:The apostrophe is incorrect there, unless you are in fact intending to say that Hate is Canada (and pedantry).

For what it's worth, next week, after this "Update Week" nonsense is finished, next week on Jolt Country it will be "Put the Apostrophe Anywhere You Fucking Well Please Week." I will be putting in a filter to change all instances of " s " into " 's ". And yes, I put that period on the outside of the quotes in order to clarify that I didn't mean that I was changing the filter to have it in there.

Grant me that, you filthy curs.

If you're planning on using the apostrophe in an appropriate manner next week, well, we don't want to see you anywhere near Jolt Country, then.

It will also be "Love"... I mean, "Love's Canada" week then, too, to makeup for everything.

Did you know that Canada doesn't have any nukes?

Hates Canada & Pedantry · Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:09 pm

I don't have nuclear weaponry. That isn't really a plus for me is it? I do though like the corrector. I HATE that he missed the "their" that should be "there" in my original post.

Hate's Canada wrote: What a fucking bone. My friends are going down their for the free weed.

What the fuck is the corrector? Is this going to happen during the Great Correction?

Love's Misogyny · Post by **Love's Misogyny** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:56 pm

Who made those commercials? They rock! When the dude just wales on that waitress, then pour hot coffee all over her! Can you do that in Canada?

Hates Canada & Pedantry · Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:11 pm

You can't even have that stuff as a commercial! No you cannot even enjoy fantasy abuse pr0n. There obscenity laws insure no fun of any kind.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:19 am

Haha, classic me. Here's edit of those ads I recently updated.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:11 am

The apostrophe is incorrect there, unless you are in fact intending to say that Hate is Canada (and pedantry).

Know Canada, Know hate. No Cananda, no hate.

Good beer and hockey, tho.

THE
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
AARDVARK

Canada sucks.

Canada sucks.

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