Jolt Country

My job is ta pose and be universally hated. Will ya do me? Will ya? Huh? Huh?

Ma jawb is ta be ah-candae foe da x-maen movies an' books, and to be reel suhthehn, y'all.

My job is to interrupt everyone in the middle of whatever they're doing.

My job is to be naked.

My job is to say "eek!" and "Chu!" and other such kawaaaii things, be the subject of several derogatory sayings, star in Lucasarts games, and am killed horribly in viral experimentation.

My job is to look around and say "... where did al the time go?"

GAYBOT wrote:My job is to be annoying.

Let's see a little more effort out of the Gaybot and Gaybot.org project, OK?

My job is to send you into a state of blissful unconsciousness to reguvinate your body and mind.

sleep wrote:My job is to send you into a state of blissful unconsciousness to reguvinate your body and mind.

I have a secret!

I think I love you.

My job is to tell you "Not on the first date." Not on the first date.

My job is to ask where was the JC BBS WEDNESDAY REPORT to declare 'WORST WEDNESDAY EVER'?

Roody, how would you define the "magic" of the Wednesday that we just witnessed?

I would describe the "magic" as me sleeping through most of it, going to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" shortly after waking up, and finishing off by going to my favorite bar.

I do have to say, though, that the budding yet explosive romance between pinback and Blue swells my calloused heart.

You're the only one who is nice to me, Roody Yogurt.

Shut up, Freddie. Everyone hates you because when you first started posting over on Monto Rusa, you asked Ben what the "magic" of that place was about thirty times before Ben finally acquiesced to your endless whining.

Do you know what this human pox did when he finally got the answer from Ben? For those that do not, I will fill in the details.

He simply said, "Fag, LOL" and that was it. All that build-up, and he called Ben a homosexual. Real nice, on about three different levels. Real nice guy.

This is why nobody can stand you, Freddie. Roody's just too nice a guy to tell you to go eat a steaming, generous serving of your own droppings like the rest of us do.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Roody's just too nice a guy to tell you to go eat a steaming, generous serving of your own droppings like the rest of us do.

LOL!

Lex?

My job is to make you late for whatever you were doing and be chewed out by your boss/teacher/significant other/mother/father/big green goop from outer space.

My job is to awaken the neighbors so they can hate you more, make the user feel at ease, be a catalyst for crunching walls, and in general a verbal coosh ball.

My job is to be taken and shoved.