My Job

Job · Post by **Job** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:16 am

My job is to be taken and shoved around by God and Satan and their little wager.

Jeff Tam · Post by **Jeff Tam** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:17 am

My job is to have lots of ugly fucking tatoos and pitch like an 8-year old girl.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:29 am

my job is to be a veal calf

phone · Post by **phone** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:30 am

My job is to disturb you when you're having sex.

Campfire · Post by **Campfire** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:34 am

My job is to burn EVERYTHING

Firefly · Post by **Firefly** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:52 am

Campfire wrote:My job is to burn EVERYTHING

Hey! Me too! Cool! Ya wanna... get togetheh sometime?

Joint · Post by **Joint** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:54 am

Hey if you burn me instead I will make you feel good.

formatting police · Post by **formatting police** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:39 pm

My job is to ban people like Joint for not following the format of the posts and, indeed, posting off-topically.

Warning · Post by **Warning** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:21 pm

My job is to say, "He who kisses Vitriola...SMOTHERS AT THE ICE CREAM JONSEY'S TOUCH!"

Delayed Reaction Jackson · Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:53 pm

Hey! That's my job!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 7:34 am

My job is to capriciously ask why the fuck this topic isn't in the best of base.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:54 am

Lysander wrote:My job is to capriciously ask why the fuck this topic isn't in the best of base.

Because, since the last post in this thread was TODAY, it's going to stay at the top of the Best Of base for months. It'll be the first post in there for a very long time.

And frankly, this is not the sort of thread that I want "representing" the Best Of base for the months to come. It was a little funny for a while there, but I don't know if I want it in the #1 slot for the next six months.

That being said, if anyone DOES have candidates, please write me a PM on this bulletin board and include the URLs for the threads in question.

Thanks, but not regular thanks. Thanks... in advance!

Lesbian Co-ordinator · Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:52 am

Britney Spears wrote:My job is ta pose and be universally hated. Will ya do me? Will ya? Huh? Huh?

Hey, you aren't universally hated. Keza likes you and wants to do you. You are the person in the world she'd most like to do. Well, apart from Till. Obviously.