Jolt Country

Toilet rebuild was a royal pain. RV toilets aren’t easy to get out of a tight space, much less taking the thing completely apart and put back together again. The area between the seals was naturally very nasty. Cleaned it all up, installed the new flow valve and new caulk where the old seal was between the 2 halves. Works like new now! No more leaking.

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My friend Gay Master Plumber Steve from the water park told me I "sound like the Doors" when I shared my first karaoke vid of me singing Danzig so..

I vote for L.A. Woman!

AArdvark wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 2:49 am I vote for L.A. Woman!

Hell yeah! I will definitely try to make that happen!

“Ride it riiiide iiit!” Lol

The "fake gay" vibe was strong with the other 3 water park dudes there tonight, so I did Depeche Mode:

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Asked an old Brit friend what he thought about my British accent on that one. He rated me a 4 or 5 out of ten lol. I'll take it.

Another Brit friend said 6/10 heh

Jizaboz wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 11:03 pm The "fake gay" vibe was strong with the other 3 water park dudes there tonight, so I did Depeche Mode

Did you enjoy the silence? :)

Tdarcos wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 7:28 am

Jizaboz wrote: Thu May 15, 2025 11:03 pm The "fake gay" vibe was strong with the other 3 water park dudes there tonight, so I did Depeche Mode

Did you enjoy the silence? :)

lol after it was over, I in fact did! There is some awful singing going on there sometimes.

Back to Salty Shores!

My May trip got totally rained out. Will be cool to just go out there and enjoy the water and relax and eat seafood rather than work on anything broken in my trailer.

Renewed my yearly saltwater fishing license.

2-3 foot sloppy waves in the morning and tomorrow morning. Should be able to catch something with the fun-shape board! Stoked.

Tomorrow I will most likely be fishing most the day. Rod fishing from islands and digging clams with my kayak and netting shrimp from the shore. Need to finally buy a crab trap. I basically have an unlimited supply of blue shell crabs right in my front yard out here.

It doesn't get any better than this!

THE
OLD MILWAUKEE
AARDVARK

AArdvark wrote: Thu Jun 05, 2025 2:48 am It doesn't get any better than this!

THE
OLD MILWAUKEE
AARDVARK

Ha I did drink a lot of beer Thursday due to fishing being rained out all day. Friday was great tho.

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Headed back in a bit over a week. Going twice in June totally makes up for not going in May.

Got a day off coming up before then that I plan on also spending at the waterpark.. but as a "guest" rather than a "host". So looking forward to going 70+ feet down Daredevil Drop now that the company paid to re-GelCoat it.

Waterpark was awesome. So fucking hot that even the coldest leaky pools felt like bath water. Took a nap afterwards then went to the trailer park.

Surf is flat tomorrow so kayak in the sound it is. Next day should have at least 2 foot waves out at the Bogue Inlet Pier.

Friday I was debating even going out when this shit got cranked up by this surfer dude I met under the pier with his dad on his GF's bluetooth speaker and motivated me to jog right out there to the water with them. As soon as we were too deep to touch the floor, dude turns to me and says "The waaater feeels sooo goood brother!" hahaha

Also, his GF butt hot af (far left in one pic) lol

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A bit of local Bogue Pier surf culture: We all hang out under the pier towards the back. This is so our boards don't melt and we keep our cheap water bottles and ourselves occasionally cool. If you are not local, act like a complete dick, or don't like offensive rap music mixed with surf tunes drowning out your awful country and pop then get the fuck out.

Magical day! Can't fucking wait to go back. It was too fucking hot to kayak. I would have been deader than the clams I wanted to dig.