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Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:54 am

Tdarcos wrote:Beside that, I never used to look at the label, but have you seen the calorie count for ONE PACKAGE? It's comparable to a Big Mac.

It is not comparable.

A full packet of Ramen noodles has 380 calories, while a Big Mac has 563 calories. A more accurate statement would be that a packet of Ramen noodles is equivalent to two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts which is exactly 380 calories +/- the standard deviation.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:12 am

Billy Mays wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:Beside that, I never used to look at the label, but have you seen the calorie count for ONE PACKAGE? It's comparable to a Big Mac.

It is not comparable.

A full packet of Ramen noodles has 380 calories, while a Big Mac has 563 calories. A more accurate statement would be that a packet of Ramen noodles is equivalent to two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts which is exactly 380 calories +/- the standard deviation.

My apologies, I thought a package of ramen was around 500.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:16 am

Tdarcos wrote:My apologies, I thought a package of ramen was around 500.

No reason to apologize, your main argument that Ramen noodles are terrible for your health is still a valid one.

RetroR · Post by **RetroR** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:37 am

And his second argument that no one (including himself) reads food labels apparently stands.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:30 pm

The full pay version of Feel the Flash Hardcore: Rebirth

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:32 pm

Oh you can't edit posts now that's cool.

On Macs you have to press the squiggle and not the ctrl to copy things. Here my favourite molestation simulator (though obviously the full paid version is much better).

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:57 pm

Lex wrote:The full pay version of Feel the Flash Hardcore: Rebirth

At least I now know what Paul's next book is going to be based on.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:20 pm

Lex wrote:Oh you can't edit posts now that's cool.

On Macs you have to press the squiggle and not the ctrl to copy things. Here my favourite molestation simulator (though obviously the full paid version is much better).

It's great to see you here. If I could enable post editing just for you, I would. But if I enable it for everyone, half these guys are going to have panic-button-pressing meltdowns and every other post here will be "redacted."

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:36 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Lex wrote:Oh you can't edit posts now that's cool.
If I could enable post editing just for you, I would.

You could just make him a mod if you had any intention of giving Lex editing powers, but you already knew that didn't you?

I would imagine that it is these sorts of deceitful posts that are making you the clear winner in the "who is ruining JC" poll...

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:41 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If I could enable post editing just for you, I would. But if I enable it for everyone, half these guys are going to have panic-button-pressing meltdowns and every other post here will be "redacted."

Isn't there a "edit post grace period" setting? Like 5 minutes?

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:16 pm

Billy Mays wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Lex wrote:Oh you can't edit posts now that's cool.
If I could enable post editing just for you, I would.
You could just make him a mod if you had any intention of giving Lex editing powers, but you already knew that didn't you?

I would imagine that it is these sorts of deceitful posts that are making you the clear winner in the "who is ruining JC" poll...

"The one guy in the world who has let me virulently shitpost is ruining his bulletin board because he also won't let me delete everything I wrote when I eventually flounce out, the chances of which are so great it can't be displayed by the forum software or by mathematics in general."

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:31 pm

ICJ wrote:"The one guy in the world who has let me virulently shitpost is ruining his bulletin board because he also won't let me delete everything I wrote when I eventually flounce out, the chances of which are so great it can't be displayed by the forum software or by mathematics in general."

I agree with you completely, that is why I did not vote for you in the poll. I was merely interpreting some empirical data.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Lex wrote:Oh you can't edit posts now that's cool.
It's great to see you here. If I could enable post editing just for you, I would. But if I enable it for everyone, half these guys are going to have panic-button-pressing meltdowns and every other post here will be "redacted."

May I make a suggestion which might help solve the problem? Put in a timer. Allow post editing for 5 minutes from the time the message was saved. That would allow what I feel would really be the most serious problem. I read my posts and sometimes, even though I thought I checked it, I missed something minor, like I misspelt a word or one out. With a five-minute repair period it would allow corrections but still leave messages in place.

If you can't figure it out, I'll do it. All that's necessary is one line of code to check if the posting time is less than 5 minutes ago; I think PHP even has a clock comparison function such as "Now - 5 minutes".

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:46 pm

Double points if you can do it in LOGO.

The Happiness Engine · Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:35 pm

Why is literally everyone here too stupid to proofread?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:48 am

The Happiness Engine wrote:Why is literally everyone here too stupid to proofread?

That has nothing to do with it. Professional organizations like newspapers have people who back-check reporters because even professionals make mistakes.

I have had cases where I read a message two or three times, thought it was fine, saved it, and once I saw it, BAM! there's an obvious glaring error I should have seen right away, but still I missed it. As I noted in the previous paragraph about use of a second person, the second set of eyes looking at the work does not have the problem because they see it fresh.

In writing books it's said that you write and then let it rest for a while and go back to it. And often I could swear it was perfect and come back later and discover it was wrong. In one of my books there was a continuity error where someone did something that given the circumstances at that time it should not have been possible for them to do it. That sat in the book for two years even though I read that book regularly, at least once a month or more often. Wasn't until I was thinking about it that I realized the character did not know how to do what was asked but still did so.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:09 am

Tdarcos wrote:In one of my books...I read that book regularly, at least once a month or more often.

Do you ever plan on releasing an audio version of your books so that the vision impaired can experience them?