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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:59 am
by AArdvark
Retro, we're here for you. Anytime you need to vent you have an audience.



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AARDVARK

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:11 am
by AArdvark
Oh, I just thought up a much better sig for the gingerbread man thing. In the interest of brevity, I won't quote it again but will edit my post.



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LAUGHS AT ANYTHING
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:23 am
by pinback
AArdvark wrote:Retro, we're here for you. Anytime you need to vent you have an audience.



THE
STILL FEEL BAD
ABOUT STRAW
AARDVARK
Troll Room only, though.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 7:23 am
by pinback
Also, fix your broken avatar thing, it's bugging me.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:18 am
by AArdvark
What avatar?

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:20 am
by pinback
Whatever this is. It's a broken image appearing next to your (and others') names:

http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/image ... 240123.gif

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:10 am
by AArdvark
Odd, I never had one here before. I will look into this avatar thing.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:38 pm
by AArdvark
Phpbb wrote in a rude manner:
Could not write avatar file to local storage. Please contact the board administrator with this message

DEBUG MODE

Line : 179
File : usercp_avatar.php
I see why there are no avatars on this forum. I tried for an hour to manipulate my selected picture to meet the requirements but it still laughed at me. Finally gave me this error.

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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:58 pm
by pinback
At least the broken image link is gone. Success!

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:24 pm
by AArdvark
Yeah, but nobody got to see the cool picture I was going to use. And because the software talked rude to me nobody's going to see it nohow, noway.

(folds arms)


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SO THERE, SOFTWARE
AARDVARK

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:05 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
RetroR wrote:It's becoming obvious that I won't even have this terrible, makeshift family that tried to evict me over soaking dishes in the sink and taking out the trash, for Christmas. Let's not mention the girlfriend who routinely rattles my cage with the threat of breakup over being vaguely unhappy, knowing full well it'll leave me homeless.

I hate the holidays.

Retro "still here only because there isn't a gun in the house" Romper
Are you talking about US? Are WE the makeshift family? If anything, we've been trying to get you to post MORE.

Look, 10 years ago you got a little worked up, took things a little too seriously and took some time off. Then you returned as a valuable member and contributor.

You should see yourself the way I see you.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:06 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
AArdvark wrote:Phpbb wrote in a rude manner:
Could not write avatar file to local storage. Please contact the board administrator with this message

DEBUG MODE

Line : 179
File : usercp_avatar.php
I see why there are no avatars on this forum. I tried for an hour to manipulate my selected picture to meet the requirements but it still laughed at me. Finally gave me this error.

THE
NO PHOTOSHOW
AARDVARK
I turned on broken avatars.


Merry Christmas, everybody! Hahah! banana!

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:52 am
by RetroRomper
Oh, I was actually referring to hapticanimal and co. Things have been pointlessly stressful for various stupid reasons. But yes, late night depressed posting after an argument tends to lead to.. Less savory thoughts.

Thank you everyone! I'll make sure to call on Billy Mays for help if I need it!

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:52 pm
by ChainGangGuy
Merry Christmas, Retro.

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:18 pm
by RetroRomper
And to you to, CGG.

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:19 pm
by AArdvark
Ok, so Los Angeles County is suing four major retailers because they made false advertising claims. I put this in here cause it tangentially Christmas related. Retailers have been doing this for decades, if not longer, why get all up in arms about it now?


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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:38 pm
by AArdvark
Well, we survived. I guess it was fun. Glad it's only once a year. Like the holiday, hate the pressure. What are the song lyrics by the Waitresses again? the Commander will know, I'm sure.

Got a bat house! OOooo! That will keep the marskeechios down next summer. There's lots of stuff I'm gonna get online in the next couple days too.


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READY TO START CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
AARDVARK

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:36 pm
by Guest
So I was so wasted, I encountered hapticanimal and she tried to swallow a bottle of my pills.
She was then admitted to inpatient, apparently... As I just woke up from falling asleeeeeeep at the toilet.

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 11:37 pm
by RetroRomper
I then proceeded to eat her sandwich.

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:26 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ah-ha! The old topsy-tursvy swillsy-pillsy!