The most depressing thing ever.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:19 pm

Uhhhh. Well. Okay, in the interest of everyone getting along for once in the history of this horrible place, yes! Excellent analogy!

To sum up:

PAUL: Thanks for the tips, I think they'll be helpful!

AARDVARK: You really said it there, buddy!

EVERYONE: It's okay, I don't even mind not having super-spicy food!

Thanks! This is now the most UPLIFTING thread on the board, not the most depressing, and you all helped make that happen!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:31 pm

Literally nobody else is curious how Paul is posting if he can't use his hands?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:19 pm

I assumed that was a metaphor for something.

CO · Post by CO » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:18 pm

pinback wrote: PAUL: Thanks for the tips, I think they'll be helpful!

For the love of your family don't do any of that. If heartburn is your problem in the 21st century you take zegrid or just a spoonful of baking soda on water with cheaper prilosec capsule. Tacos shit will kill you and smell worse. Also gaviscom liquid stops heartburn best.

CO · Post by CO » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:21 pm

So you don't need Google, the sodium bicarbonate changes stomach ph enough to help long recognized omeprazole work better.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:13 am

Heartburn was never the issue.

Think lower.

Good Poop Fairy · Post by **Good Poop Fairy** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:17 am

Tried probiotics?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:20 am

No. No I haven't. I'm out.