Re: Cryptozookeeper on Steam
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:01 am
The man in the Silk suit buys a new car from the profits he makes on your dreams
for those wanting to read the review but aren't good with Norwegian, or whatever it was, here's a link toIce Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:37 am This is a new review that I really appreciated: https://spillhistorie.no/2018/10/24/inn ... zookeeper/
Hahaha as if Chinese is a common lang supported by game makers!!Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:56 am Cryptozookeeper received a negative review on Steam last year from someone in China because the game does not have Chinese support. If you were wondering how my relationship with that murderous, organ-harvesting, brainwashed garbage country was going.
I don't want anyone thinking I'm taking sides thoughIce Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 12:44 pm Yes. I used to just dislike the Chinese government, but now I don't like their people either. I wish that Tank Man had a larger tank and was inside that tank and ran over the first tank with his tank.
You're looking at my gut aren't you?
The comment about inviting the inevitable screechers on the newsgroup to party "Phil Katz" style is a reference to the fact that Phil Katz created the ZIP standard, and was found dead in a hotel room with an empty bottle of peppermint schnapps in his hand. A coroner's report stated his death was a result of acute pancreatic bleeding caused by chronic alcoholism.Hey there r*if, it's been a long time, but I haven't had a craving for cretinous blovations deconstructing the same tired and largely
incorrect points about Galatea in just as shitty a manner as they were made ten years ago, nor have I needed to hear how the wonderful and
approachable Inform7 is responsible for all the pain and suffering in the western world. But I hope we can put how awful you are as a Usenet
group behind you since you drove virtually all my friends off, and focus on what really matters: what I've been up to.
I made a game called Cryptozookeeper, and you can download it through the Internet Archive here: (url removed)
cryptozookeeper.zip will get you everything you need if you're on Windows. At https://www.cryptozookeeper.com there's instructions for the Mac terp (I've heard Splatterlight works, but I don't own a Mac) and the Linux terp (thanks to Gerynar for putting that together).
At this point, if the previous times I've announced games here is any indication, the next three or four posts will be people losing their
goddamn Christing minds because the archive size is almost 600 MB. If this absolutely makes you go mental and you have some way to compress MP3s better than PKZIP I'm all ears, otherwise if this really bothers you, I would invite you to party Phil Katz-style. (Though if you don't want to listen to the music, and that's perfectly legitimate, because I'm sure I'd hate r*if's taste in music in the same way you'll
probably hate mine, you can grab the story file and graphics files individually at archive.org.)
I've tried to put together a game that is funny, hopping and character-driven, but also with bits of RPGs in there as you create and train
cryptids like Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, shadow people and the fur-bearing trout. Let's just have makeup sex here, r*if, and get
through this, and then we can go back to pretending the other doesn't exist.
Yours in Christ,
Robb