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From http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/skidrow.shtml :

Skidrow's, "18 and Life" (Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ricky was a young boy,
he had a heart of gold
Correct Lyrics:
Ricky was a young boy,
he had a heart of stone

Sebastian Bach Rulez!!!

I you had the name Sebastian would you be hot or gay?

All right, this interview is over.

So Robb, when you go to Vegas, are you going to see a femme show? You know bouncing boobies and stuff?

Pinback- Did you see any shows in Vegas?

Kbye

No.

Not that you're going, you human tear, but if you could, please detail which events are too "gay" for you to attend so that when you're not there the bunch of us will know what to not do.

1. Buffets.
2. Any magic show.
3. Lame-ass "All-Nude Revue" shows, such as "Crazy Girls".
4. The coffee shop in any hotel, unless it is 2 in the morning, and you order a club sandwich.
5. McDonald's.
6. Obviously, Siegfriedman & Goy.

The coolest show to go to is Blue Man Group, which of course I haven't seen, because I don't go to "shows".

How could you have a problem with buffets? Yeah, some of them suck... but really, now. I don't care how much money I'm making, the money I spend feeding myself is money that could be better used on the tables.

I agree with you on all shows. Though I would like to see Penn & Teller. But I have no idea if they are there, and their website is, for some reason, ridiculously work-unsafe for anyone whose job title does not contain the word "fluffer" somewhere.

I'd go to see the Blue Man Group, but I am heterosexual.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:the money I spend feeding myself is money that could be better used on the tables.

Perhaps you'd be better off spending the weekend at some Indian reservation casino or -- god forgive me -- Reno, because it appears that you still haven't figured out what Vegas is all about.

You can GAMBLE in your fucking UNDERWEAR in your fucking APARTMENT all fucking DAY if you want to, but you're going to Vegas and are going to graze in a buffet trough, sucking down pounds of garbage so you can get back to the video poker machine you were just at because you think it's "just about to pay off bigtime"? You've gotta be kidding me.

Stand anywhere in Vegas, particularly anywhere on the Strip, particularly anywhere on the south Strip, take a poker chip or a dead cat, whatever you have handy, and just chuck it in some random direction. Chances are, you have thrown it directly into a fabulous restaurant which, although it may cost a dollar or two more than your precious buffet, is definitely going to leave a more lasting impression, be a more memorable experience, and generally go that much further to showing you why Vegas, unlike any other gambling town in the country, can be enjoyed for WEEKS at a time, without ever wagering a dollar.

But, you go stand in line for your precious helpin' of chicken chop suey.

Well, lucky for us you're not going to be there, but instead spend that weekend and every weekend before and after crying nakedly in the fetal position in your bathtub, then.

Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way of your buffet stampede. Hey, they've got a Denny's there too, remember. Be sure to hit the Denny's.

This is your problem, Ben.

You make good points a lot of the time.

But because you are so arrogant and condescending while making them, people are not going to want to heed your advice or learn from your experiences.

Anyway, nobody needs to be told not to go to Denny's or McDonalds on vacation. Come on now. That's just a gratuitous shot you're taking at people.

Right now I bet there are two or possibly even three girls lurking out there that are considering staging a coincidence and being in Vegas at the same time that the bunch of us are. But they are going to be turned off by how you are coming off in these posts.

Not that it will really affect you in the slightest, as you will head straight to a DeBeers jeweler in order to get the wedding rings picked out after exchanging a few sentences with them. But still.

Why can't you be nicer to everyone?

(Technically, your chief "problem" is that at 4'9", you are too tall to be a member of the "dwarf" community, and too short to be a member of the other community. The rest of us. People. But that's a whole nother thread.)

Now this fucking bitch in AIM asking me "HOW R U??" How am I. How AM I?

LOL GET OFF MY FUKN COMP00TER SCREEN BIZNITCH :P :P

How am I.

"I'm how I am." - Fucking obnoxious BITCH in Rounders.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Not that it will really affect you in the slightest, as you will head straight to a DeBeers jeweler in order to get the wedding rings picked out after exchanging a few sentences with them. But still.

I am going to destroy you. This is the most egregious statement against me you have ever made. It shows that you have NOT been paying attention to anything I said, and have no interest in trying to help your so-called "friend". You just like having someone to fuck with when you get bored at work.

Fuckin' guy, man. Tells me I need to not be so mean on his BBS, then starts firing away at my most vulnerable spots. Classy.

Class act, all the way.

I'm going to take steps.

pinback wrote:Fuckin' guy, man. Tells me I need to not be so mean on his BBS, then starts firing away at my most vulnerable spots. Classy.

Did I say crying in the tub? It looks like "crying on the BBS like a toddler" would be more accurate.

Class act, all the way. I'm going to take steps.

Yeah. Baby steps, apparently.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Yeah. Baby steps, apparently.

You take care, now.

Hi. I'm working in a program that counts how many times that Pinback has stated that he has left this BBS. But he's exceeded the amount that I can hold. Can anyone help?

Hey, can I be of any help?

Yes... for a little while, anyway! LOL!

LOL! I know, hehehehehe.