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Nice! Reminds me of the nachos dude ate in Deathcar (the only good scene of the movie) except less sloppy.

Alright, my thoughts on the actual game.

Much like when the Panthers went to the Super Bowl, what seemed like an obvious decision was blown by the Bengals. All they had to do was kick a field goal. Yes, it was half-field but our kicker pulled that off numerous times. Instead, they attempt to throw it (?!) on the 4th down from the 50 yard line. Yeah, all I know about football is being an idiot kid playing minor league and later playing Madden '97 but this just seems like someone is just fucking stupid here or.. it's rigged!

The penalties were another matter. When the Bengals got away with a facemask penalty to me it look like dude barely touched him facemask and the other guy moved his head back World Cup style to fake a penalty. Then at the end when things get crucial.. MAD penalties lol. Bullshit but whatever.. I had only 3 hours invested in football this year and enjoyed the night with my girlfriend.

Did every game in the post-season come down to the final play? (I guess this one was technically the second to last one.) There were some I did not watch and maybe the Bengals soundly defeated the Chiefs.

My team will be bad for the next 25 years. I had a good run!

Was in bed by seven pm

Jizaboz wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:06 am Alright, my thoughts on the actual game.

Much like when the Panthers went to the Super Bowl, what seemed like an obvious decision was blown by the Bengals. All they had to do was kick a field goal. Yes, it was half-field but our kicker pulled that off numerous times.

Your kicker kicked 67-yard field goals "numerous times"?

You want them to attempt a field goal which would break the all-time record for longest field goal, instead of trying to get one yard.

You're sticking by this? This was the "obvious decision" they blew?

We had a bunch of food, mostly low-carb, a lot of it from the store. My wife made some jalapeno poppers following this recipe which turned out great.

https://themodernproper.com/jalapeno-poppers

We also had meatballs, cheese, slices of salami, low carb chips with some weird dip that looked like dog food but tasted slightly better, and sugar-free brownies.

Flack wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:20 pm https://themodernproper.com/jalapeno-poppers

Huh that's a healthier version of a popper I'd actually eat!

pinback wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 11:36 am You're sticking by this? This was the "obvious decision" they blew?

Nope, looked it up and Kasay was kicking fifty some yard field goals, not sixty something lol. Still, if it were a video game with money on the line I probably would have just punted or well anything but what they did heh.

So instead of try to get a first down, go ahead and punt, giving them the b--

I'm not going to talk about this anymore. I hope everyone had nice Super Bowl food.

I mean.. if you can't move the ball 1 yard then you might as well just give it to them heh

I agree with kicking. Cincy was bragging about their kicker on social media for weeks but when it came down to it, you know what "Zac" brought as food to the Super Bowl? Soft serve!!!!!

Also I know a guy that kicks 67 yarders all the time don't at me

If you figure in the difference for scale I used to kick 200-yarders with this thing.