Jolt Country

I have no job.

My name is homestar runner. My job is to drink lots of melonade and borrow people's fondu pots. Can I look at your thing in a bag? Seriously.

My job is to fly planes into buildings and be bombed by Americans.

I am Bob Green. My job is to demand an appology.

My job has essentially boiled down to not giving apologies.

I am Bill Gates. My job is to *really* run everything.

MY JOB IS STOP DOOR

OW IT HURT

I'm Roy. Hi.

My job is to pitch every three goddamn games for a team that can't put together a bully to hold it together for one inning when I go nine strong.

I am Bill Clinton. My job is to not have sexual relations with women.

I am chester the sock puppet. My job is to write silly poetry and have a man's hand shoved up my ass.

Hee-loooo! My name is Jennaaa, and like my job is to, y'know, go to the maaall, aaaand, get facials, aaand... y'know!

I am a Vagina. My job is to accept dick and give birth to babies.

Heya all! Ah'm Chris Tuckeh, and ma job is too fool around, and get into trouble, and be verry verry black, yo.

This thread went to hell rapidly.

My job is to edit and write the international news, and more or less control what you proles learn and hear each day. I also hang out with an unimaginable bevy of stunning women, the better to drive me into a near-constant state of sexual frustration.

Greg

Hi. My job is to get laid.

Hey. My job is to shoot things. Badly.

I am a Vagina. My job is to accept dick and give birth to babies.

Well hello there bonacita, you are looking good tonight.

My job is to write my name in the snow. I also can pee standing up. I like to take people to the mattresses, because I am a mobster.

My job is to process food, attempt to remove infectious diseases, store and stew infectious diseases, and gross you out on the silver screen.

My job is to bomb the shit out of smal-l middle eastern countries.

My job is to bite Evander Hollyfield's ear.