Jolt Country

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 4:18 pm Thank you, Jizaboz. You are the only one doing it right so far.

It's not April yet, so no he isn't.

Right. I dunno if that is a joke but my understanding is that Ms Keller didn't have much choice.

It IS! It is a joke. Never let political correctness get in the way of a good smirk!

pinback wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:06 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 4:18 pm Thank you, Jizaboz. You are the only one doing it right so far.

It's not April yet, so no he isn't.

I don't have anything nice to say about this, so I won't because yr a friend.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:21 am Right. I dunno if that is a joke but my understanding is that Ms Keller didn't have much choice.

Who's Ms. Keller?

Here's a picture of her talking on the phone

One more day to get it out of your systems.

TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, before it's too late!

pinback wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 3:31 am TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, before it's too late!

Okay, except for Blue, Roody and possibly RealNC, you are all, no wait, everyone else here is an asshole, and consequently, a shit and/or full of shit, take your pick. I decided to change the statement from "you are all" to "everyone else" because I had to be honest and include myself.

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 5:36 am

pinback wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 3:31 am TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, before it's too late!

Okay, except for Blue, Roody and possibly RealNC, you are all, no wait, everyone else here is an asshole, and consequently, a shit and/or full of shit, take your pick. I decided to change the statement from "you are all" to "everyone else" because I had to be honest and include myself.

I'm glad you said, "including me," otherwise I was going to say, I'm glad Jolt Country doesn't have "biggest asshole" and/or "worst piece of shit" awards or you'd probably win both.

Mama Blue wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:29 pm I was looking up quotes on friendship when I found this gem!

"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light." -Helen Keller

I love Helen Keller quotes, this one is my favorite:

“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Like, how the fuck would she know?

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 5:36 am

pinback wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 3:31 am TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, before it's too late!

Okay, except for Blue, Roody and possibly RealNC, you are all, no wait, everyone else here is an asshole, and consequently, a shit and/or full of shit, take your pick. I decided to change the statement from "you are all" to "everyone else" because I had to be honest and include myself.

What can RealNC do to make him one of us and get on the "good" side?

We joke around a lot but I think we can all agree that Casual Observer is a fine, valued member of this forum, and it is a better place with him here.

So, three cheers for CO. Hooray!

I have received private feedback that people think I am being sarcastic. The man got my vote for MVP. I do not vote sarcastically.

I know that I am not valued around here. I can tell by the tone of people's posts when they engage with me that they somehow think that they're better than me bc I have real emotions that leak out into the cold, dark corners of the internet, where their ragged, soulless words happen to entangle with mine.

If you expect me to be friends with ppl who think that my loss is a joke, that I should be over it by now, that because I am chubby I should just take any dick that I can get,

April 1st is Adam and My anniversary.
No, I'm not just making that up.
That day has always been a joke,
Then, and way more so, now.

And this thread will probably be outed as some sort of elongated April fools day joke.
Or as some sociological experiment, but still, just a wee joke laddies.

I asked ChatGPt the following question:
>hame a song about friendship -----(I meant to say "name"; I did not expect it to write one)

Sure, here's a short song about friendship:

Verse 1:
When life gets tough and you're feeling low
And you don't know where else to go
Just remember, my friend, that I'm here for you
I'll be your rock, I'll see you through

Chorus:
Cause that's what friends are for
We stick together through thick and thin
No matter what life throws our way
We'll always be there in the end

Verse 2:
We've shared so many memories, you and me
Through laughter and tears, we've learned to see
That no matter where life takes us, we'll always be
The best of friends, forever and ever, you and me

Chorus:
Cause that's what friends are for
We stick together through thick and thin
No matter what life throws our way
We'll always be there in the end

Bridge:
With you by my side, I can conquer anything
I'll be there for you, through all that life brings
We'll face the world together, our bond unbreakable
Cause that's what true friendship is, unshakable

Chorus:
Cause that's what friends are for
We stick together through thick and thin
No matter what life throws our way
We'll always be there in the end

Outro:
So let's raise a glass, to you and me
To the friendship that will always be
A constant in our lives, until the end of time
That's what friends are for, forever intertwined.

Another ChatGPT request:

>create a song about friendship

Sure, here's a song I came up with about the special bond of friendship:

Verse 1:
When I'm feeling lost, you're always there to guide me
A steady hand to hold, a shoulder to cry on
No matter what life throws our way, we'll face it together
Cause we're the best of friends, forever and ever

Chorus:
Friends are the family we choose
A bond that's strong, a love that's true
Through thick and thin, we'll stand by each other's side
Cause that's what friends do, we're each other's guide

Verse 2:
We've shared so many laughs, and shed a few tears
But through it all, we've grown closer each year
With every adventure, every step we take
Our bond gets stronger, no mistake

Chorus:
Friends are the family we choose
A bond that's strong, a love that's true
Through thick and thin, we'll stand by each other's side
Cause that's what friends do, we're each other's guide

Bridge:
Even when we're far apart, our love remains
A constant reminder of our unbreakable chain
We may have our ups and downs, but we'll always find a way
To lift each other up, and make it through the day

Chorus:
Friends are the family we choose
A bond that's strong, a love that's true
Through thick and thin, we'll stand by each other's side
Cause that's what friends do, we're each other's guide

Outro:
So let's raise a glass, to the friends we hold so dear
To the memories we've made, and the ones we'll make this year
Through it all, we'll stick together until the end
Cause that's what true friendship is, a bond that will never bend.

This is scary. This thing - ChatGPT - is actually good at it.

> write a song about friendship

Sure, here's a song I came up with about the beauty of friendship:

Verse 1:
I know I can count on you, my friend
Through thick and thin, until the end
You're the one I turn to when I'm feeling down
Your smile lifts me up, turns my life around

Chorus:
Friendship is a precious thing
A bond that makes our hearts sing
Through the ups and downs, the joy and pain
Our love for each other will always remain

Verse 2:
We've shared so many memories, you and I
Late nights talking, laughing until we cried
Through the years, our friendship has grown strong
A love that's pure, a bond that belongs

Chorus:
Friendship is a precious thing
A bond that makes our hearts sing
Through the ups and downs, the joy and pain
Our love for each other will always remain

Bridge:
When life gets tough, and the road is long
We'll face it together, our bond unbreakable and strong
With you by my side, I know I can take on anything
Cause that's what true friendship brings

Chorus:
Friendship is a precious thing
A bond that makes our hearts sing
Through the ups and downs, the joy and pain
Our love for each other will always remain

Outro:
So let's raise a glass, to the friendship we share
To the memories we've made, and the ones still out there
Through thick and thin, we'll always stand true
Cause that's what friendship is, a bond that sees us through.

Wrong.

Tdarcos, those are nice songs. Friendship is important because it provides a sense of belonging, support, and emotional connection. Friends offer companionship and a sense of community, helping us to feel less alone and isolated. They also provide a source of emotional support and comfort during challenging times, offering a listening ear and a shoulder to lean on. Friendships can also promote personal growth and self-improvement, as friends can offer constructive feedback and encourage us to pursue our goals and aspirations. Furthermore, social connections have been linked to improved mental and physical health, reducing stress and improving overall well-being. Ultimately, friendship enriches our lives and helps us to navigate the challenges and joys of life with greater resilience and happiness.