Bruce to World: Fucking Stop It, Already

GOD · Post by **GOD** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:54 am

GEORGE BUSH, THOU IS DOING THY JOB WONDERFULLY! THOU HAST NO NEED TO CLASH IN A BATTLE OF TIGHTENS WITH ME, FOR THOU IS FULFILLING THE HOLY QUEST TO ANNIHILATE THOSE WHO ARE IRREVOCABLY CONSIGNED TO THE PATH OF DARKNESS! HUZZAH! HAIL BUSH, MANKIND! ALL HAIL BUSH!

Satan · Post by **Satan** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:29 pm

Hey "W", don't forget about our deal. Your ass and your soul are mine.

Blasphemous Grammarian · Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:27 pm

GOD wrote:GEORGE BUSH, THOU IS DOING THY JOB WONDERFULLY! THOU HAST NO NEED TO CLASH IN A BATTLE OF TIGHTENS WITH ME, FOR THOU IS FULFILLING THE HOLY QUEST TO ANNIHILATE THOSE WHO ARE IRREVOCABLY CONSIGNED TO THE PATH OF DARKNESS! HUZZAH! HAIL BUSH, MANKIND! ALL HAIL BUSH!

Oh, for fuck's sake. Stop it. You're embarrassing everyone.

Blasphemous Grammarian

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:40 pm

Satan wrote:Hey "W", don't forget about our deal. Your ass and your soul are mine.

I don't know about his soul, but his ass still belongs to me and the dildo from Houston 500.

EDICT · Post by **EDICT** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:51 pm

NO MORE GIMMICK POSTING HERE

GOD · Post by **GOD** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:21 pm

OR THOU SHALT...
WHAT, EXACTLY?

Anti-Sodomy Message · Post by **Anti-Sodomy Message** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:51 pm

<The scene begins with First Mother Laura Bush bursting in to the bedroom of her daughter, Jenna Bush. Laura is loosly holding a bunch of photographs which got mixed up at the one hour photomat. The photos contain a mixture of anal and other "immoral" sex acts between Genna and her U of Texas boyfriend>

Laura Bush: "Jenna, I can't believe what is on these pictures! You've got a lot of explaining to do young lady. Just where did you learn to do this stuff?"

Jenna Bush: <starts crying pathetically> " From you, mom. I learned it by watching you!!"

<End scene, voiceover "paid for by Focus on the Family">

Anti-Sodomy Message · Post by **Anti-Sodomy Message** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:52 pm

<The scene begins with First Mother Laura Bush bursting in to the bedroom of her daughter, Jenna Bush. Laura is loosly holding a bunch of photographs which got mixed up at the one hour photomat. The photos contain a mixture of anal and other "immoral" sex acts between Genna and her U of Texas boyfriend>

Laura Bush: "Jenna, I can't believe what is on these pictures! You've got a lot of explaining to do young lady. Just where did you learn to do this stuff?"

Jenna Bush: <starts crying pathetically> " From you, mom. I learned it by watching you!!"

<End scene, voiceover "paid for by Focus on the Family">

Bruce to World: Fucking Stop It, Already

George Bush

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