Jolt Country

You? YOU? You mean like this thread? Which I started? And have kept going?

Is that what you mean?

I'm gonna post a pic of myself for the first and only time on this BBS so you guys know what I look like ahead of time in a second here. Hold on.

Ah, nevermind, no I'm not. I forgot I have to drop my car off tomorrow at 8:00am so I can get the freon recharged. I spent an hour on Parrish in Photoshop, and we're looking at at least three for *me*, narmean?

OK, I did one up after all. :(

Way to make yourself look like the fucking Easter Bunny, Jonsey.

Want me to post the picture of you and Thresh making love-eyes at each other?

And, I'm sure the hookers will be real turned on seeing that goddamned Saints jersey that was worn on 364 of the 365 days that we shared an apartment, and was old then. One can only imagine what a "normal person" would make of such a thing.

Everyone should be aware that the proper pronounciation of Jonsey's real name is "Rah-buh-buh." Don't forget the extra B in RobB - it's not there just for looks!

As for Bruce - Janine Garafolo? Are you serious??? Dude, get your eyes examined. She's got all the sex appeal of Al Roker.

Oh, and we already talked about this long ago, Jonsey - if you're getting your freon "recharged", then I can only assume that you're getting yourself in the Las Vegas frame of mind where you pay money and get zilch in return. You shouldn't need to get it recharged - it's a sealed system - unless you have a hole in it somewhere, in which case, the new freon that you paid for will happily escape out into the <strike>ether</strike> air. Get it fixed properly or... well, or sufffffffffer.

The place I took it to last year couldn't find the leak. :( Maybe the guys I am taking it to now are better, but it doesn't matter too much to me. I'll eventually have it back in New York where my regular/favorite/trusted mechanic can look at it.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote: As for Bruce - Janine Garafolo? Are you serious??? Dude, get your eyes examined. She's got all the sex appeal of Al Roker.

She's way hot in a geeky kinda way.

Really.

Bruce

Argh, the guy found out what was wrong with the A/C unit (first guy out of three people who has seen it who has actually found the leak) but a part he needs won't arrive till tomorrow. Rather than risk it not arriving and me not getting to Vegas at time, I told him I'd drop it off on Monday. Eh, it's only 22 hours in a car to the middle of the desert with no A/C. How bad could it be?

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:As for Bruce - Janine Garafolo? Are you serious??? Dude, get your eyes examined. She's got all the sex appeal of Al Roker.

Before or after that operation he had? I though agree with Bruce on the matter. I don't think you'll find any hookers walking around in a loose green sweater and black thick rim glasses.

Actually, it's interesting this thread popped up because I found some internet time today just to ask how casual this weekend was going to be... since I'm a guy who dresses extremely casually and does not make it look good, and I wasn't sure if anyone had intentions of trying to go all Swingers/Ocean 11 and be all hip and what not.

I'm not sure if I have any 'business casual' wear but hey, I'll try.

And my name is Jon.

Say it! Say the thing!

I am going to wear pants for Ruth's Chris. That much I know. Ah, fuckit, I am going to bring a shirt and tie for that venture.

Yeah, but otherwise I suspect that I will be decked out in blue jeans and, on top, shirts ranging from "business casual" to "... geez, grow up."

Alright, we're in. But it's for SEVEN PM. Note that time down. 7 PM. This is because I'll want to eat by then, and since I'm making the arrangements, y'all have to do what I say.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way, this message is about Ruth's Chris reservations on Friday. Sorry, I'm a little distracted right now.

By the way, I asked for non-smoking. If anyone wants to smoke, and none of the others mind, then tell me and I'll switch it over.

I WILL be smoking in Vegas, you understand -- that's the only place I do it -- but I don't do so in the restaurant.

pinback wrote:Say it! Say the thing!

I don't think he knows it yet.

But believe me, by the time you make your appearance, he will.

Actually, I was on a pretty good non-smoking run for a bit there but just broke down in the last 24 hours, so yes, I will be smoking in Vegas but no, I don't need to smoke at the restaurant... if I get the urge, I'll go to the bar.

I've also basically re-quit smoking, but have my as-usual exceptions for concerts up at which I am fucked (vis-a-vis MISERY INDEX, DYING FETUS, SKINLESS, DIVINE EMPIRE AND STRUCTURE OF LIES last night at which I got the number of a VERY HOT REDHEAD, AND SHE *ASKED* ME IF SHE COULD GIVE IT TO ME, OH GOD I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS UP I CAN TELL) and road trips. Of which this is one. So I'll probably have a pack or so, but do not need in any way to smoke inside a restaurant because I think it's annoying. Bar is ok for me, too. I'll be wearing 'pants' and some sort of babydoll shirt which has some logo on it for some group of hooligans that usually describe themselves as 'death metal'. In a classy way, of course. Look for me either labelled frontally as 'Krisiun' or 'Skinless'. Or in a purple and black shirt that is quite amenable to the climactic vagaries of Ruth's 'Chris'.

If any of you are actually turned on by the "geeky chick" look of thick black horn-rimmed glasses...

Well, I just don't know what to say.

Oh, wait, yes I do.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

Stop trying to find the female equivalent of you. I mean, really - if you think thick black glasses are sexy, are they even sexier when there's a bunch of tape holding them together in the middle? Do you sprout wood for a pocket protector? I mean, it's bad enough that chicks are running around in highwaters now and excusing it by calling them "capris."
Better yet, try working on yourself so that you're not a sadsack bit of nerdy mess who looks like he fell out of a "Revenge of the Nerds" movie.

Oh, and grow up and quit smoking. Sheesh. You people aren't 15 any more.

I think I'd rather eat the corn from Oprah's shit than bang Janine Garafolo. One of the most annoying, self-important bitches on the planet. "Geek chic", indeed. I don't want my broads to look like Buddy Holly in drag.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:I think I'd rather eat the corn from Oprah's shit than bang Janine Garafolo. One of the most annoying, self-important bitches on the planet. "Geek chic", indeed. I don't want my broads to look like Buddy Holly in drag.

Yea, because if she is annoying and self-important that really changes her physical appearance. Janine Garafolo in a ball room gown or ass naked she still would be fucking nerdy. Don't associate the seething anger you feel towards this nu-MTV-anti-fashion horse shit with the fact that somebody thinks some chick is hot.

I like the new worm.

All I'm saying is that hot chicks are a dime a dozen.

Hell, probably cheaper than that.

So, if you're going to get all sweaty and anxious over a hot chick, why pick the most annoying, uppity, bitchy one on the planet - who purposefully "frumps up" all the time?

Hell, if you're into so-called funny women, I'd bang that redheaded one (who is, incidentally, hooked up with - married to? - some computer tech guy) eight ways 'til Sunday before even considering Garafolo. Kathy someone? I can't remember her name. (edit: Kathy Griffin.) And Teri Garr, back in the Young Frankenstein days... yum, yum. Or Goldie Hawn 15-20 years ago. Bernadette Peters also had quite a body back in the late '70s-early '80s.

Or, hell - the chick who played Jamaica St Croix (Leila Arcieri) in Son of the Beach is one of the hottest babes on the planet. The token small-breasted girl from the show (Kim Oja) was not half bad either.

There, there are plenty of "funny chicks" who are hotter than Garafolo, and way cooler in real life.

If you're desperate for nerdy chicks, I suppose Morgan Web (Webb?) from X-Play might make a better choice. But really, that's a pretty freaky fetish.