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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:45 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
By the way? I'M FUCKING BACK.
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:01 pm
by pinback
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:o Knew what he wanted out of life
o Went out and fucking got it
Seeing as how your main tactic for accomplishing this goal was to IM and email me frantically for a week, begging me to please, please, somehow make it happen, like the whimpering, simpering kitten-fart that you are, I fail to see how this is going to work for you when you're actually going up against me
mano a douchebag.
And when it comes to futuristic dudes with guns blowing the fuck out of robot guys, I've only got two numbers for you to consider:
Number #1: 406,000
Number #2: 12,000
Kay.
Thanx.
Bye.
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:20 am
by Worm
So I have to buy this game simply to only get to play as one class? IS IT A FUCKING FPS?
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:30 am
by pinback
Worm wrote:So I have to buy this game simply to only get to play as one class?
No. What?
Worm wrote:IS IT A FUCKING FPS?
Let's watch that language there.
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:31 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
It's like X-COM, Worm -- squad based, overhead view tactical war game. Might not be able to get on tonight as I need to come up with some pics for the Worst Interview Ever over at
www.sonowthen.net .
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:10 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Update!!
Okay, I should have like five minutes between the time I get home tonight and the time that I have to leave for Flag Football. I will register then.
(Though, if Dayna is reading this: if you want to do me a favor and register LSN for me, send me a PM and I'll tell you how. That would totally save me like a half-hour and allow me to get a head start on giving an ass-kicking to Lex that would make what the British did to the Scots in _Braveheart_ seem like afternoon scones and tea.)
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:14 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinback wrote:Seeing as how your main tactic for accomplishing this goal was to IM and email me frantically for a week, begging me to please, please, somehow make it happen, like the whimpering, simpering kitten-fart that you are, I fail to see how this is going to work for you when you're actually going up against me mano a douchebag.
The tactic worked, didn't it?
(I love how you gloss over the fact that it was still *me* who had to be witty, charming and engaging for hours over the phone, AIM, in person and in about a dozen other, unspeakable, forms of communication not limited to praying, telepathy, black magic and seance.)
Anyway, it worked then and everything I do to you once the game is registered will work afterwards. You just be lucky that they let an old man like you still login and play. I am the number that you cannot e'en fucking compute. You're the past-its-prime abacus of squad based tactics, you fucking luddite.
"This is the rage of the aged." -- Beaver,
Rage of the Aged
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:27 pm
by Keza
Ah. Lex, maybe we should change the bet to make it so that the girlfriend of the loser has to make out with the girlfriend of the winner. This should happen after Vitriola's next birthday (Sunday) but before Kez's next birthday, if you're digging my ditch here, and I think you are.
Ahem. AHEM.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:31 pm
by Vitriola
Over here.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:32 pm
by bruce
Keza wrote:Ah. Lex, maybe we should change the bet to make it so that the girlfriend of the loser has to make out with the girlfriend of the winner.
Ahem. AHEM.
What? <i>I'd</i> make out with Vitriola. Why are <i>you</i> such a prude?
Bruce
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:33 pm
by Keza
I'm merely raising a mild objection to the fact that I have absolutely no say in what's potentially going on here
. I'm used to calling the shots...
Oh, and hey, Vitriola.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:10 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Keza wrote:I'm merely raising a mild objection to the fact that I have absolutely no say in what's potentially going on here :mrgreen:. I'm used to calling the shots...
In a way, you sort of still can be. Don't let Lex move his little guys around the screen -- play for him! -- and you'll find yourself with a victory condition after all.
Oh, and hey, Vitriola.
Golden Age.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:33 am
by Keza
It's come to my attention that my old 'boss' and dear friend down in London has retrieved an old review copy of this game, and, having no particular inclination to do anything with it himself, it posting it to sunny Scotland for me to play with
. PREPARE FOR DEFEAT, PATHETIC MORTALS. Especially you, Lex, as you clearly really, REALLY suck. :P
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:26 am
by Roody_Yogurt
Ha, that's great. I hope she kicks all your asses.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:46 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I have forgotten my password. And when trying to get it sent to me, well, that didn't work.
=(
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:49 pm
by Lex
How long are you going to play Capt. Retarded? Okay, so if that really isn't working, even after talking to a real, live person, we'll give you the 3-month code from this box-edition.
Personally, I'm taking this with an oceanful of salt.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:51 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Lex wrote:How long are you going to play Capt. Retarded? Okay, so if that really isn't working, even after talking to a real, live person, we'll give you the 3-month code from this box-edition.
Personally, I'm taking this with an oceanful of salt.
No, it's that these fags won't give me my fucking password. The fuck?