OMG PREGNANCY

kettle · Post by **kettle** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:34 pm

pot wrote:You're black!

:(

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:13 am

I think Cathy and I are the only 2 women our age I know to have not yet come down with a case of pregnancy. My brother and his girlfriend had 2 supposed "oops" children. Everyone has a scare at some point, but so far s'all good.

-LG

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:47 am

So... anyone had anything they wanted to add to this? Like, advice or anything? Just asking! No reason!

Ulp.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 12:33 pm

I will not raise your bastard spawn.

Look, I've gone rather easy on you. I let you call me from jail, I clean up your vomit, I'll even let you go to the goddam comics store as long as you spend as much on me as you do you, but if you get some skankedy skank pregnant, I will not be a part of it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 12:36 pm

Vitriola wrote:I will not raise your bastard spawn.

Look, I've gone rather easy on you. I let you call me from jail, I clean up your vomit, I'll even let you go to the goddam comics store as long as you spend as much on me as you do you, but if you get some skankedy skank pregnant, I will not be a part of it.

There is a tagline on each of my Safeway Discount 'Fundoms' Condoms which says "NO FAT CHIX" but I will take a Sharpie marker, cross out the last two words and write "SKANKS" on there instead.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:31 pm

My monthly child support check stands testimony to my healthy sperm count and my gullibility when told "it's OK - I'm on the pill".

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:32 pm

My monthly child support check stands testimony to my healthy sperm count and my gullibility when told "it's OK - I'm on the pill".