My Stupid Bloody Dad Gave Up MTV : Europe Tickets!?!?!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:47 pm

I was referring to this thread, in which we were left cruelling hanging as to the fate of Lex's pater figure. I, naturally, assumed the cockroaches riding 180,000 to a Chevy Nova gunned him down on the highway from Miami to South Beach, where he was going for an evening of airline-forgetting Mai-tais and MTV-esque hos. That's what we do to foreigners here. That's what we do.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:48 pm

Worm wrote:Okay, CLEAR OUT. DON'T FUCKING POST! I'm working on a reply here.

Oops. Gee, sorry.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:00 pm

Casual Observer wrote:
Worm wrote:. . . I guess you didn't notice. The entire net hates MTV pop culture. It is a prerequisite to signing up to an ISP. Lex just slipped through the cracks.
How can you not hate the word "culture" being sullied by prepackaged corporate designed pop stars who barely sing their own music? In too many cases the record companies have promoted garbage to the lowest common denominator because:
1) it's done as "work for hire" so the company gets a bigger cut and owns the copyrights
2) they know that that repetition can sell anything
3) million dollar music videos and flashy circus-like shows can distract people from the fact that the music sucks

Classic culture is just as bad as MTV's culture. People simply don't say so because one is older. (A: GUESS WHICH!) Who gives a fuck if it is fake?(B: GUESS WHO!) Britney Spears still smells real. Sorry that Lex is decent enough to try to actually know these fucking people rather than ostracizing and labeling them as uninteresting as they are in media. Way to show what a great fucking guy you are Casual. Don't bother with Parrish he let the fucking Pong FAQ go to his head!(C: WHO ARE THE STARS OF THE PONG FAQ?)

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bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:02 pm

Worm wrote: Britney Spears still smells real.

How the fuck do you know this?

I'm willing to bet that you've *NEVER* smelled Britney Spears.

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:03 pm

I was presuming that she would smell real. Unless you've got some robot schematics of her. Some without a smell simulator, that is.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:06 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Lex, tell us the story of how Britney "Britanny" Spears told you that you were one of the three nicest/coolest/sweetest/I don't remember what that she ever met on-line.

Shit. You just gave me an idea, then I realised everyone'll be at the back door screaming "I KNOW BRITANNY/BRITNEY!" So, that won't work.

But, yeah: Webcam chat, must be almost 2 years ago. Talking to a bunch of fans. I was gonna be a complete Internet Asshole, but then I liked her. I was the "Cutest" she spoke to that day, apparently.

:)

.

Oh, and thanks for shipping over that doggy-bag of daddy-bits, ICJ.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:06 pm

Worm wrote:. . . Britney Spears still smells real. . .

But how does she smell? Remember the rule: If it smells like fish it's a dish. . . if it smells like cologne leave it alone.

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Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:08 pm

I'm still waiting for Bruce's 'Britney's Sleepover Brassiere Extravaganza' to show up for the Atari 2600.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:12 pm

Oh, hey, thanks for sticking up for me everybody, but I really am just being shallow. I just want to smile at some famous people, and nod occasionally towards others, so that they smile back, wondering who the hell I am. I also want to smell Britney Spears.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:12 pm

Vitriola wrote:I'm still waiting for Bruce's 'Britney's Sleepover Brassiere Extravaganza' to show up for the Atari 2600.

I think I need some help doing the research for that.

What are you doing Friday night?

Bruce

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:15 pm

bruce wrote:What are you doing Friday night?

I'm A Slave 4 U.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:18 pm

...
Okay, I see what I've done wrong here. I've awakened all your' deeply hidden Xenophobias by using the term "Bloody" in the title.

Bugger.

Oh shi-

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:58 pm

No it's just that people hate pop culture. I enjoy your said dialect foreign monkey boy.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 6:04 pm

Yea, just don't throw in any extra u's.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 6:58 pm

I'm willing to bet that you've *NEVER* smelled Britney Spears.

"Smells Like Teen Silicone"..... By Nirvana

THE
BREAST PUMP
NOT INCLUDED
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:07 pm

Worm wrote:Okay, CLEAR OUT. DON'T FUCKING POST! I'm working on a reply here.

...

... The hell is this shit? It's nice that you were really hoping to get your point across on the first page of this thread, but you're not ranging for a silver slugger award or anything. This place is more like a Holocaulastic Oven and not General Admission night at The Movies. There is no need to cut in line.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:07 pm

Worm wrote:Britney Spears still smells real.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to give this another play.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:09 pm

Lex wrote:Oh, hey, thanks for sticking up for me everybody, but I really am just being shallow.

Now that your father is dead, the rest of us need to step up and be "father figures."

Then again, your real father let you work at a video game store for three months without you getting paid, so perhaps a laisse-faire "hands-off" approach is what's necessary and best.

Try not to get *too* high, son.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 8:18 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Worm wrote:Okay, CLEAR OUT. DON'T FUCKING POST! I'm working on a reply here.
...

... The hell is this shit? It's nice that you were really hoping to get your point across on the first page of this thread, but you're not ranging for a silver slugger award or anything. This place is more like a Holocaulastic Oven and not General Admission night at The Movies. There is no need to cut in line.

That was some experimental shit. I figured I'd call my post before making it. The post turned out pretty good so I was atleast safe with calling it.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:40 pm

Vitriola wrote:
bruce wrote:What are you doing Friday night?
I'm A Slave 4 U.

Let me know when you're arriving at the St. Louis airport, then.

Bruce

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