Jolt Country

I was referring to this thread, in which we were left cruelling hanging as to the fate of Lex's pater figure. I, naturally, assumed the cockroaches riding 180,000 to a Chevy Nova gunned him down on the highway from Miami to South Beach, where he was going for an evening of airline-forgetting Mai-tais and MTV-esque hos. That's what we do to foreigners here. That's what we do.

Worm wrote:Okay, CLEAR OUT. DON'T FUCKING POST! I'm working on a reply here.

Oops. Gee, sorry.

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote:. . . I guess you didn't notice. The entire net hates MTV pop culture. It is a prerequisite to signing up to an ISP. Lex just slipped through the cracks.

How can you not hate the word "culture" being sullied by prepackaged corporate designed pop stars who barely sing their own music? In too many cases the record companies have promoted garbage to the lowest common denominator because:
1) it's done as "work for hire" so the company gets a bigger cut and owns the copyrights
2) they know that that repetition can sell anything
3) million dollar music videos and flashy circus-like shows can distract people from the fact that the music sucks

Classic culture is just as bad as MTV's culture. People simply don't say so because one is older. (A: GUESS WHICH!) Who gives a fuck if it is fake?(B: GUESS WHO!) Britney Spears still smells real. Sorry that Lex is decent enough to try to actually know these fucking people rather than ostracizing and labeling them as uninteresting as they are in media. Way to show what a great fucking guy you are Casual. Don't bother with Parrish he let the fucking Pong FAQ go to his head!(C: WHO ARE THE STARS OF THE PONG FAQ?)

HOLD UP TO A MIRROR FOR THE ANSWER!

A: .ERUTLUC CISSALC
B: .THGIR IUNNE OD T'NAC OHW ELPOEP
C: .A DNA Q

Worm wrote: Britney Spears still smells real.

How the fuck do you know this?

I'm willing to bet that you've *NEVER* smelled Britney Spears.

Bruce

I was presuming that she would smell real. Unless you've got some robot schematics of her. Some without a smell simulator, that is.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Lex, tell us the story of how Britney "Britanny" Spears told you that you were one of the three nicest/coolest/sweetest/I don't remember what that she ever met on-line.

Shit. You just gave me an idea, then I realised everyone'll be at the back door screaming "I KNOW BRITANNY/BRITNEY!" So, that won't work.

But, yeah: Webcam chat, must be almost 2 years ago. Talking to a bunch of fans. I was gonna be a complete Internet Asshole, but then I liked her. I was the "Cutest" she spoke to that day, apparently.

:)

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Oh, and thanks for shipping over that doggy-bag of daddy-bits, ICJ.

Worm wrote:. . . Britney Spears still smells real. . .

But how does she smell? Remember the rule: If it smells like fish it's a dish. . . if it smells like cologne leave it alone.

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I'm still waiting for Bruce's 'Britney's Sleepover Brassiere Extravaganza' to show up for the Atari 2600.

Oh, hey, thanks for sticking up for me everybody, but I really am just being shallow. I just want to smile at some famous people, and nod occasionally towards others, so that they smile back, wondering who the hell I am. I also want to smell Britney Spears.

Vitriola wrote:I'm still waiting for Bruce's 'Britney's Sleepover Brassiere Extravaganza' to show up for the Atari 2600.

I think I need some help doing the research for that.

What are you doing Friday night?

Bruce

bruce wrote:What are you doing Friday night?

I'm A Slave 4 U.

...
Okay, I see what I've done wrong here. I've awakened all your' deeply hidden Xenophobias by using the term "Bloody" in the title.

Bugger.

Oh shi-

No it's just that people hate pop culture. I enjoy your said dialect foreign monkey boy.

Yea, just don't throw in any extra u's.

I'm willing to bet that you've *NEVER* smelled Britney Spears.

"Smells Like Teen Silicone"..... By Nirvana



THE
BREAST PUMP
NOT INCLUDED
AARDVARK

Worm wrote:Okay, CLEAR OUT. DON'T FUCKING POST! I'm working on a reply here.

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... The hell is this shit? It's nice that you were really hoping to get your point across on the first page of this thread, but you're not ranging for a silver slugger award or anything. This place is more like a Holocaulastic Oven and not General Admission night at The Movies. There is no need to cut in line.

Worm wrote:Britney Spears still smells real.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to give this another play.

Lex wrote:Oh, hey, thanks for sticking up for me everybody, but I really am just being shallow.

Now that your father is dead, the rest of us need to step up and be "father figures."

Then again, your real father let you work at a video game store for three months without you getting paid, so perhaps a laisse-faire "hands-off" approach is what's necessary and best.

Try not to get *too* high, son.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Worm wrote:Okay, CLEAR OUT. DON'T FUCKING POST! I'm working on a reply here.

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... The hell is this shit? It's nice that you were really hoping to get your point across on the first page of this thread, but you're not ranging for a silver slugger award or anything. This place is more like a Holocaulastic Oven and not General Admission night at The Movies. There is no need to cut in line.

That was some experimental shit. I figured I'd call my post before making it. The post turned out pretty good so I was atleast safe with calling it.

Vitriola wrote:

bruce wrote:What are you doing Friday night?

I'm A Slave 4 U.

Let me know when you're arriving at the St. Louis airport, then.

Bruce