Jolt Country

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

bruce wrote:

Kezaaaaaaa wrote:(I am NOT blonde. I object mildly to being called blonde.)

I was about to ask whether the curtains matched the carpet, but perhaps I shan't.

You shouldn't have to ask, I agree. This ought to be information which all new users are required to enter into their registration forms.

In other news, there is a better than excellent chance that my hair will be a different color within the next 24 hours.

If you dye it Japanime Blue before I get the opportunity too I will be very angry.

-LG

loafergirl wrote:If you dye it Japanime Blue before I get the opportunity too I will be very angry.

Maybe over Christmas.

But no, red is the color we are thinking.

I blued someone once. Bleached his hair, and then put the bluest manic panic/whatever brand color on it. He liked to stalk around in a trenchcoat. He was the anime-ist looking person I've ever seen.

that's nice let's focus on me and Keza in this thread, though.

Red?

RED????????????????

Jesus, RobB. You're insane. Apparently you've forgotten the ridicule you got when you did the blond dye job. I can only imagine the shock and horror of you walking in with red hair - whether it's auburn or fire engine red.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Jesus, RobB. You're insane. Apparently you've forgotten the ridicule you got when you did the blond dye job.

Apparently you've forgotten that damn near every girl I encountered in dyed and non-dyed times said that it looked pretty hot when it was blond.

"Ridicule." "RIDICULE," you say. Who "ridiculed" me? It looked nice. I had the eyes and the skin tone for it. If it weren't for the fact that you have more hair on your crotch than on your head you'd probably be up for this sort of thing as well.

At any rate, tell Charlie Brown I said hello the next time you, he, Kojack and Mr Bigglesworth all meet up at the experimental hair tonic lab.

Keza is currently wearing my extremely rare, genuine original Space Invaders T-Shirt from the mid-1980's. She looks HOT.

I would HIT IT.

15.

Yeah the blond was a pretty good look. I'm uncertain about red though, I don't know with your skin tone, actully I thing blue would look good on you. I wish i could do plaid hair again that was the coolest.

-LG

GAME GAME GAME?

Lex wrote:Keza is currently wearing my extremely rare, genuine original Space Invaders T-Shirt from the mid-1980's. She looks HOT.

I would HIT IT.

Who's pressing charges again? NOBODY. Quit being such a goddamn pussy and HIT IT, you skittish little cumstain. Take it from me, m'man -- if you're at all good at what you're doing the long arm of the law isn't getting involved but instead staying at home underneath those giant robes and poof fag-wigs yours wear and jerking themselves off at the fantasy.

Ouch.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Lex wrote:Keza is currently wearing my extremely rare, genuine original Space Invaders T-Shirt from the mid-1980's. She looks HOT.

I would HIT IT.

Who's pressing charges again? NOBODY. Quit being such a goddamn pussy and HIT IT, you skittish little cumstain. Take it from me, m'man -- if you're at all good at what you're doing the long arm of the law isn't getting involved but instead staying at home underneath those giant robes and poof fag-wigs yours wear and jerking themselves off at the fantasy.

I think Kezaaaaaaaaaa objects mildly to this topic of conversation.

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Enough to press charges?

opz, plz.

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Keza keeps trying to rape me, so this relationship is definetley the wrong way round.

6 months Sunday awwwwwwwwww.

that's 4% of her lifetime.

Kazaa?

Jonsey, EVERY FUCKING PERSON YOU MET ridiculed the blond hair. The only reason you kept it for so long was that to get rid of it early would be admitting that it looked bad.

These fictional "girls" who you claim liked it must be the same ones that Lex kept claiming were lining up to pose for nudie pics for groucho a year or two ago.

Lex wrote:Keza keeps trying to rape me, so this relationship is definetley the wrong way round.

6 months Sunday awwwwwwwwww.

that's 4% of her lifetime.

Actually, it's 3.3% of my lifetime. And 2.6% of yours. And I did those calculations in my head because I'm bored :-P

Seriously, man, you'd have to be a total bitch to actually press charges on this sort of thing. It's the kind of charge that would prevent a guy from ever getting a job or being allowed within six feet of children. I don't think I'd be capable of doing that, even if we broke up under extremely bad circumstances because you'd screwed my mother, or brother, or something.

I think Kezaaaaaaaaaa objects mildly to this topic of conversation.

Nope, not really...

Keza wrote:Seriously, man, you'd have to be a total bitch to actually press charges on this sort of thing. .

Yeah, but the girl's parents often have no problem pressing those sorts of charges.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Jonsey, EVERY FUCKING PERSON YOU MET ridiculed the blond hair. The only reason you kept it for so long was that to get rid of it early would be admitting that it looked bad.

These fictional "girls" who you claim liked it must be the same ones that Lex kept claiming were lining up to pose for nudie pics for groucho a year or two ago.

Not true.

"Not true." -- Chris Freemesser

Jesus, why would I make shit up if it wasn't true? Vitriola, Violet, Jamie, Danzaland's wife, that one half-hispanic chick from Fort Collins (she was mentioned once on your dial-up BBS, I think) that one chick from Xerox and about a half-dozen others that I can't think of gave it two thumbs up way up. I think you and, like, Tammy were the only two people who had expressed a strong negative opinion, and I wasn't trying to impress either one of you at the time. I'm sorry that it blows your mind that there were chicks out there that dug this, but it's true. Deathly true!

Hey, your own wife might have dug it too. I'd be willing to wager thousands of dollars that if she did say no it was because you were giving her shit about it and she acquised to your mewling and domineering.

(That is also why Cathy does not call JC, fellow denizens: Walrustitty doesn't let her. )

(He also makes her sleep in the barn.)

(With a leash on.)

(A short leash, natch.)

(With thorns.)

I am glad Robb is back. Thank God that harpy found something to do.


I think it's time we see some pics of Keza.