On the FUCKING ATKINS

[bruce]

Induction is over.

Allow me to present:

Gin............0 Carbs
Scotch........0 Carbs
Bourbon.....0 Carbs
Vodka.........0 Carbs
Rye............0 Carbs
Tequila........0 Carbs
Rum...........0 Carbs
Moonshine..0 Carbs

And, you know, the thing about Atkins is, it's not the calories, it's the carbs. So with this hard liquor, I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want.

God Bless America!

Bruce

[Jack Straw]

Have at it!

[Molly Muffsweet]

Excellent work! Thanks for giving this place your all and contributing in the solid manner with which you are famous for.

Yeah, actually, as a guy who spent most of the morning on my BBS, trashing it, falsely accusing me of deleting posts and then vowing never to return, you might want to ease back a little on the "giving this place your all and contributing in the solid manner" rhetoric.

... So! How about the trolling idiots step into this thread and change the focus for me?

Where are they when you really need them?

It's funny to see two pampered spoiled girls bickering amongst themselves.

Only the sweetest,

Molly Muffsweet

[Lysander]

Hey, Molly's back? Can I have sex with you? Christ, now all we need is chocolate sauce of pain and this place is completely lost.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Don't. Dr. Atkins died @258 pounds with a history of heart disease. I don't know about you but that's not exactly my goal.